Where you can find the butt: The Last Enemy
Apparent butt firmness: 4
Overall butt thoughts: Nice butt. It's a little pale, but then again this IS the place where the sun doesn't shine, so we can't fault him completely for that.
23. Bradley Cooper
Where you can find the butt: Bending All the Rules
Apparent butt firmness: 5
Overall butt thoughts: This is an Academy Award-nominated butt, but(t) it's clear why it's not an Academy Award-WINNING butt. Haha. Hahhaa. Haha.
22. Channing Tatum
Where you can find the butt: The Vow
Apparent butt firmness: 7.6
Overall butt thoughts: Look at that butt walk around that giant loft! No more thoughts on this butt.
21. Sean Bean
Where you can find the butt: A Woman’s Guide to Adultery
Apparent butt firmness: 7
Overall butt thoughts: Ah yes, the classic camera pan to a naked man standing in front of a mirror. And when he looks into his reflection, all he is thinking is I wish I could see my own butt.
20. Tom Hardy
Where you can find the butt: Band of Brothers
Apparent butt firmness: 6.8
Overall butt thoughts: The sheets are really getting in the way here, which is problematic. But the butt is front and center for long enough to realize that it's a good butt!
19. Justin Timberlake
Where you can find the butt: Friends with Benefits
Apparent butt firmness: 7.1
Overall butt thoughts: Sometimes the butt NEEDS to be seen, so it will send signals to the brain telling you that you need to inch over on the bed and find a new comfy spot. This is one of those times. Bless the butt!
18. Nathan Fillion
Where you can find the butt: Firefly
Apparent butt firmness: 4
Overall butt thoughts: This butt might not be the most firm, but it certainly has spunk!
17. Mark Ruffalo
Where you can find the butt: In the Cut
Apparent butt firmness: 6.3
Overall butt thoughts: This is just a glimpse of the butt, so it's hard to tell what we are working with here, but from the millisecond that it appears, it seems to be A-OK!
16. Kellan Lutz
Where you can find the butt: Java Heat
Apparent butt firmness: 8
Overall butt thoughts: While this is only side butt, it still counts because it's a beautifully bronzed side butt. AND SIDE BUTTS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
15. Alex Pettyfer
Where you can find the butt: Magic Mike
Apparent butt firmness: 8
Overall butt thoughts: Here we have some underwear teasing, which makes for a fun surprise once the butt is revealed! Good butt!
14. Christian Bale
Where you can find the butt: American Psycho
Apparent butt firmness: 7
Overall butt thoughts: Unfortunatly this butt can't be judged fairly because the person that this butt belongs to is wearing sneakers while nude, so the whole composition is thrown off. Still, he ranks.
13. Jake Gyllenhaal
Where you can find the butt: Love and Other Drugs
Apparent butt firmness: 7.7
Overall butt thoughts: Ah! Classic running-out-of-a-door butt! Adorable, isn't it?
12. Jason Momoa
Where you can find the butt: Game of Thrones
Apparent butt firmness: 8.5
Overall butt thoughts: If that incredibly long braid wasn't so darn distracting maybe this butt would have ranked higher. Maybe next time, Drogo.
11. Alexander Skarsgard
Where you can find the butt: True Blood
Apparent butt firmness: 7
Overall butt thoughts:This butt is loud and proud and ready to walk the runway.
10. Chris Evans
Where you can find the butt: Not Another Teen Movie
Apparent butt firmness: 7.5
Overall butt thoughts: This is pre-Captain America, so his butt has some toning to do, but extra points given for the dessert decoration and edibility!
9. Zac Efron
Where you can find the butt: That Awkward Moment
Apparent butt firmness: 8.7
Overall butt thoughts: Another side butt, but worthy of a million front-facing butts. Zac's toilet pose proves butts can take any form and still be perfect.
8. Kit Harrington
Where you can find the butt: Game of Thrones
Apparent butt firmness: N/A
Overall butt thoughts: It's almost impossible to tell firmness or anything else because this butt flashes before your eyes quicker than you can say "beluga whale." But there it is, and it belongs to Jon Snow, so points for him!
Update: As of 3/26/14, Kit Harrington has revealed that this actually isn't his butt. In an interview with GQ he said, "When it came down to it I had a broken ankle, so the only time you saw my ass, it wasn't my ass." It is still a nice butt, so whoever's butt it is, you get to stay.
7. Henry Cavill
Where you can find the butt: The Tudors
Apparent butt firmness: 8
Overall butt thoughts: YOU WALK BUTT, AND WHERE YOU WALK, I WILL FOLLOW.
6. Hugh Jackman
Where you can find the butt: X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Apparent butt firmness: 8.8
Overall butt thoughts: This one is called "butt runs through a field of greens and hides in a shed." It's adorable how scared this butt is of the world, but there is nothing to be scared of. We will love you, Butt, and give you only the best things in life.
5. Michael Fassbender:
Where you can find the butt: Shame
Apparent butt firmness: 8
Overall butt thoughts: The man literally has ass in his NAME. He was born to show off his tushy cheeks.
4. Brad Pitt
Where you can find the butt: Troy
Apparent butt firmness: 9
Overall butt thoughts: Don't let the blur stop you from seeing a true half-god-man's butt that is sweaty from the hot Grecian sun.
3. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Where you can find the butt: Game of Thrones
Apparent butt firmness: 8.9
Overall butt thoughts: Nothing like a hot bath to warm your butt and keep it cozy. Great display of cheeks here.
2. Chris Hemsworth
Where you can find the butt: Rush
Apparent butt firmness: 9
Overall butt thoughts: THIS IS THOR'S BUTT. It's also a tired butt, look how it falls on the bed, exhausted after a long day of being trapped in pants.
1. Joe Manganiello
Where you can find the butt: True Blood
Apparent butt firmness: 9.5
Overall butt thoughts: THIS BUTT RIGHT HERE IS A BUTT HANDED FROM GOD ON TWO PLATES. ONE PLATE HAD ONE CHEEK, THE OTHER PLATE HAD THE OTHER CHEEK. TOGETHER THEY FORMED THIS BUM BEAUTY.