1. This is why that pitch was terrible:
2. He has no idea what Pokemon are:
3. Simplicity is key:
4. Even when it comes to sandwiches:
5. He likes chicken on his pizza:
6. He can lift.
7. He has his own plans for Iggy Azalea's butt:
8. He's a ginger ale type of guy:
9. He'd kick 100 duck sized horses asses:
10. He has high movie career hopes:
11. He likes short shorts:
12. He gives back:
13. Even he is probably sick of his own song:
14. We can all hope for a Snoop/50 Cent Captain Crunch commercial in the future:
15. He doesn't eat raw fish...
16.
17. It's "my cross"
18. And he gives sage advice:
