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26 Totally Unnecessary Things To Buy When You Win The Lottery

The Mega Millions jackpot is at $540 million dollars. When you win here are things you should buy that are a total waste of money, but WHO CARES, YOU'RE RICH!

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1. The Herbeau Dagobert Toilet for $11,298.40

Because you need a wooden toilet-throne.

Because you need a wooden toilet-throne.

2. Gold and Jeweled Monopoly Board for $2 Million

Because a foldable cardboard monopoly board doesn't cut it.
Via luxurylaunches.com

Because a foldable cardboard monopoly board doesn't cut it.

3. Aurumania Gold Bike Crystal Edition for $114,464

Safety tip: lock this bike up at night.
Via oddstuffmagazine.com

Safety tip: lock this bike up at night.

4. Montecristi Panama Straw Hat for $100,000

Because every rich person needs a good hat.

Because every rich person needs a good hat.

5. Densuke watermelon for $6,100

Because regular watermelon just isn't expensive enough.
Via latimesblogs.latimes.com

Because regular watermelon just isn't expensive enough.

6. Gold and Diamond Sauce Pan for $155,000

For glazing your Karats.
Via coolmaterial.com

For glazing your Karats.

7. The Crystal Ergoripado Vacuum for $19,200

Since you will probably still be vacuuming your own floors.
Via pulse2.com

Since you will probably still be vacuuming your own floors.

8. Red Diamond Bathtub for $47,000

This can go right next to the wooden toilet for some great bathroom Fung shui.
Via mademenu.com

This can go right next to the wooden toilet for some great bathroom Fung shui.

9. Fishing Lure for $1 Million

You know the old saying, diamonds are a fish's best friend.
Via bornrich.com

You know the old saying, diamonds are a fish's best friend.

10. Crocodile Skin Umbrella for $50000

Sold in Walgreens everywhere on the moon.
Via most-expensive.net

Sold in Walgreens everywhere on the moon.

11. Zafiro Iridium Razor for $100,000

Blades made from sapphires to soothe your rich face.
Via most-expensive.net

Blades made from sapphires to soothe your rich face.

12. iPhone 4 Case in solid gold for 10,000

Because you're worth it.
Via bornrich.com

Because you're worth it.

13. Solid Gold Playing Cards for $5,167

Play poker...with the cards!
Via toxel.com

Play poker...with the cards!

14. The Town of Pray, Montana for $1,400,000

Because who shouldn't own an entire town in Montana?
Via nbcmontana.com

Because who shouldn't own an entire town in Montana?

15. Air Jordan Silver Shoe for $60,000

If you wear them 60,000 times it's only $1 dollar per time.
Via bornrich.com

If you wear them 60,000 times it's only $1 dollar per time.

16. This Pigeon for $328,000

Because Pigeons are a very rare animal, worth every penny.
Via bornrich.com

Because Pigeons are a very rare animal, worth every penny.

17. Diamond Laptop Sleeve for $11 Million

Plus Fur
Via bornrich.com

Plus Fur

18. Diamond Encrusted Steak Knife for $15,000

For use only to cut Filet Mignon. This is not a joke.
Via bornrich.com

For use only to cut Filet Mignon. This is not a joke.

19. Diamond Encrusted Computer Mouse for $25,693

Because whatever mouse you are using now should be thrown away.
Via fabstuff.net

Because whatever mouse you are using now should be thrown away.

20. Oscheriyori Lunch Box for $229,000

After you eat the sushi inside, this is a great practical lunch box to bring to work everyday.
Via bornrich.com

After you eat the sushi inside, this is a great practical lunch box to bring to work everyday.

21. McQueen Le Mans Suit for $984,000

Because this is your Halloween costume for 2012.
Via bornrich.com

Because this is your Halloween costume for 2012.

22. Diamond Encrusted Bluetooth Headset for 50,000

Because this will definitely make bluetooth's cool.
Via pocket-lint.com

Because this will definitely make bluetooth's cool.

23. Diamond dog collar for $3.2 million

Nothing says "I love my dog" better than a collar worth more than the entire town of Pray, Montana.
Via luxuo.com

Nothing says "I love my dog" better than a collar worth more than the entire town of Pray, Montana.

24. Treetent for Kids for $50,000

This seems like it would be handy during armageddon.
Via trendhunter.com

This seems like it would be handy during armageddon.

25. Diamond Barbie for $85,000

Just like any other barbie you played with as a child. No different at all.
Via trendhunter.com

Just like any other barbie you played with as a child. No different at all.

26. Marc Newson Lockheed Lounge Chaise for $2.4 Million

Because you'll need to use this for the therapy sessions you'll have once you realize you've blown all your money.
Via trendhunter.com

Because you'll need to use this for the therapy sessions you'll have once you realize you've blown all your money.

Grand Total: $23,444,922

That means you have $516,555,078 to spare, and can afford about 147,587,165 cans of SPAM.

That means you have $516,555,078 to spare, and can afford about 147,587,165 cans of SPAM.

Update! As of 12 PM the jackpot is now at $640 Million. That means more SPAM, yay!

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