1. 1. The Herbeau Dagobert Toilet for $11,298.40
Because you need a wooden toilet-throne.
4. 4. Montecristi Panama Straw Hat for $100,000
Because every rich person needs a good hat.
27. Grand Total: $23,444,922
That means you have $516,555,078 to spare, and can afford about 147,587,165 cans of SPAM.
Update! As of 12 PM the jackpot is now at $640 Million. That means more SPAM, yay!
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