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    26 Totally Unnecessary Things To Buy When You Win The Lottery

    The Mega Millions jackpot is at $540 million dollars. When you win here are things you should buy that are a total waste of money, but WHO CARES, YOU'RE RICH!

    1. The Herbeau Dagobert Toilet for $11,298.40

    Because you need a wooden toilet-throne.

    2. Gold and Jeweled Monopoly Board for $2 Million

    Via luxurylaunches.com

    Because a foldable cardboard monopoly board doesn't cut it.

    3. Aurumania Gold Bike Crystal Edition for $114,464

    Via oddstuffmagazine.com

    Safety tip: lock this bike up at night.

    4. Montecristi Panama Straw Hat for $100,000

    Because every rich person needs a good hat.

    5. Densuke watermelon for $6,100

    Via latimesblogs.latimes.com

    Because regular watermelon just isn't expensive enough.

    6. Gold and Diamond Sauce Pan for $155,000

    Via coolmaterial.com

    For glazing your Karats.

    7. The Crystal Ergoripado Vacuum for $19,200

    Via pulse2.com

    Since you will probably still be vacuuming your own floors.

    8. Red Diamond Bathtub for $47,000

    Via mademenu.com

    This can go right next to the wooden toilet for some great bathroom Fung shui.

    9. Fishing Lure for $1 Million

    Via bornrich.com

    You know the old saying, diamonds are a fish's best friend.

    10. Crocodile Skin Umbrella for $50000

    Via most-expensive.net

    Sold in Walgreens everywhere on the moon.

    11. Zafiro Iridium Razor for $100,000

    Via most-expensive.net

    Blades made from sapphires to soothe your rich face.

    12. iPhone 4 Case in solid gold for 10,000

    Via bornrich.com

    Because you're worth it.

    13. Solid Gold Playing Cards for $5,167

    Via toxel.com

    Play poker...with the cards!

    14. The Town of Pray, Montana for $1,400,000

    Via nbcmontana.com

    Because who shouldn't own an entire town in Montana?

    15. Air Jordan Silver Shoe for $60,000

    Via bornrich.com

    If you wear them 60,000 times it's only $1 dollar per time.

    16. This Pigeon for $328,000

    Via bornrich.com

    Because Pigeons are a very rare animal, worth every penny.

    17. Diamond Laptop Sleeve for $11 Million

    Via bornrich.com

    Plus Fur

    18. Diamond Encrusted Steak Knife for $15,000

    Via bornrich.com

    For use only to cut Filet Mignon. This is not a joke.

    19. Diamond Encrusted Computer Mouse for $25,693

    Via fabstuff.net

    Because whatever mouse you are using now should be thrown away.

    20. Oscheriyori Lunch Box for $229,000

    Via bornrich.com

    After you eat the sushi inside, this is a great practical lunch box to bring to work everyday.

    21. McQueen Le Mans Suit for $984,000

    Via bornrich.com

    Because this is your Halloween costume for 2012.

    22. Diamond Encrusted Bluetooth Headset for 50,000

    Via pocket-lint.com

    Because this will definitely make bluetooth's cool.

    23. Diamond dog collar for $3.2 million

    Via luxuo.com

    Nothing says "I love my dog" better than a collar worth more than the entire town of Pray, Montana.

    24. Treetent for Kids for $50,000

    Via trendhunter.com

    This seems like it would be handy during armageddon.

    25. Diamond Barbie for $85,000

    Via trendhunter.com

    Just like any other barbie you played with as a child. No different at all.

    26. Marc Newson Lockheed Lounge Chaise for $2.4 Million

    Via trendhunter.com

    Because you'll need to use this for the therapy sessions you'll have once you realize you've blown all your money.

    Grand Total: $23,444,922

    That means you have $516,555,078 to spare, and can afford about 147,587,165 cans of SPAM.

    Update! As of 12 PM the jackpot is now at $640 Million. That means more SPAM, yay!

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