1. “Topanga” is a name that can be used for a girl
2. Assigned seats are assigned for LIFE
7. The opposite of funny = Wood
8. It’s all about the hair
Girls love shawn’s hair, guys are jealous of shawn’s hair.
15. Got a locker at school? You’ll be stuffed into it by guys that look like this
Locker stuffings, a classic high school thing that happens in real life.
- The Trump administration deleted a State Department post promoting Trump's Mar-a-lago club after it drew a wave of criticism online.
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- Thanks to Paul Ryan, Papa Roach's teen-angst smash "Last Resort" has become the internet's unofficial anthem for the owned 😬🎤