"There are 3.5M people living in Wales. In Saint Petersburg we have 4.5M people. Where does Wales even find their football players?"
"Aeroflot [Russian airline]. Flying home."
"Went away for two minutes to cook some food. Wales just scored twice."
"Olympic team facing disqualification from Rio, football is a disaster, and still Putin didn’t fire Mutko [minister of sports]. His plan is to destroy sport in Russia, obviously."
"Commentator is screaming whenever we get to the opponent’s half of the field. Because yes, this is the real achievement here."
"To actually get to another half of the field, our team waited for half time so that they can change halves with Wales."
"Russia tried and created so many good scoring opportunities, but Wales used only three of them."
"Official football boots of the Russian team."
"Russian team is playing really well. It’s just that Wales don’t really give them the ball."
"We just lost to a country size of a Mega Khimki shopping mall."
But – for all the trash talk – now Russia are out of the competition their fans are willing to be good sports about it...
"Time to relax and support someone who can actually play football real well. Like Wales. I like Wales."
"Welsh play well. Play for their country. Proudly, aggressively, effectively. Who these guys in white T-shirts are playing for I have no idea."
"Watching the game?
- Meh, there’s nothing really to watch there
- Well, Wales are playing really well, makes it OK to watch."