Celebrity·Posted on Feb 28, 2013Retta Is The Only Person You Need To Follow On TwitterShe's mastered the artform. Sorry, everyone else.by Louis PeitzmanBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail This is Retta. She plays Donna on "Parks and Recreation." And she's amazing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF This is Retta on Twitter, @unfoRETTAble. Retta is comfortable in her own skin. Retta @unfoRETTAble Stopped 4 a Thai massage on the way home and dude was so deep widdit I actually let out an audible "Get it son!" He did not understand me. 04:37 AM - 30 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Stopped 4 a Thai massage on the way home and dude was so deep widdit I actually let out an audible "Get it son!"He did not understand me.-- Retta She's self-aware. Retta @unfoRETTAble I need to hurry up and become an American icon before Kenan Thompson leaves SNL. 07:38 AM - 11 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite I need to hurry up and become an American icon before Kenan Thompson leaves SNL.-- Retta She's honest. Retta @unfoRETTAble Who else upon hearing mention of kegels in a film immediately begins kegeling? #Guilty #KeepItTightKeepItRight 06:00 PM - 19 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Who else upon hearing mention of kegels in a film immediately begins kegeling?#Guilty #KeepItTightKeepItRight-- Retta Like, REALLY honest. Retta @unfoRETTAble You know it’s freezing when your nips hurt. I could cut glass with these things. 04:32 PM - 20 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite You know it’s freezing when your nips hurt. I could cut glass with these things.-- Retta But most importantly, Retta is the QUEEN of livetweeting. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF She watches "Smash." Retta @unfoRETTAble Derek says he wants something raw and OF COURSE Karen thinks to call Too Angry 4 Life Frick & Dead Arms Frack. #PuhLease #SMASH 06:25 PM - 27 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Derek says he wants something raw and OF COURSE Karen thinks to call Too Angry 4 Life Frick & Dead Arms Frack.#PuhLease#SMASH-- Retta Retta @unfoRETTAble I saw Gypsy at a community theater in Temecula and it had more sex appeal than this number. This 2-step is NOT arousing. #SMASH 07:22 PM - 27 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite I saw Gypsy at a community theater in Temecula and it had more sex appeal than this number. This 2-step is NOT arousing.#SMASH-- Retta Retta @unfoRETTAble Um, when did they rehearse ANY of this???? #TheVampireDiaries is more believable than this episode of #SMASH. 07:25 PM - 27 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Um, when did they rehearse ANY of this???? #TheVampireDiaries is more believable than this episode of #SMASH.-- Retta She watches "Girls." Retta @unfoRETTAble Omigod sex in a graveyard w/a 19 year-old wearing denim shorts is 2 of my sex nightmares rolled into 1!! #GIRLS 04:48 PM - 26 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Omigod sex in a graveyard w/a 19 year-old wearing denim shorts is 2 of my sex nightmares rolled into 1!!#GIRLS-- Retta Retta @unfoRETTAble How MANY times am I gonna have to see Hannah pee in this episode? #GIRLS 05:05 PM - 26 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite How MANY times am I gonna have to see Hannah pee in this episode?#GIRLS-- Retta Retta @unfoRETTAble If Jessa was my friend (she’d never be) & left me at her dad’s raggedy ass crib after shaming me into eating bunny meat, I’d cut her. #GIRLS 05:20 PM - 26 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite If Jessa was my friend (she’d never be) & left me at her dad’s raggedy ass crib after shaming me into eating bunny meat, I’d cut her.#GIRLS-- Retta She watches "Scandal." Retta @unfoRETTAble Mellie ain’t slick. Her scheming is going to come back and bite her in her conniving ass. #SCANDAL 07:06 AM - 23 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Mellie ain’t slick. Her scheming is going to come back and bite her in her conniving ass. #SCANDAL-- Retta Retta @unfoRETTAble Careful Fitz. U gon’ burn a hole through Liv’s dress if u keep staring like that. Or is that what you’re hoping? Too late sucka. #SCANDAL 07:13 AM - 23 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Careful Fitz. U gon’ burn a hole through Liv’s dress if u keep staring like that. Or is that what you’re hoping? Too late sucka. #SCANDAL-- Retta Retta @unfoRETTAble Ima need Huck to shower. #SCANDAL 07:15 AM - 23 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Ima need Huck to shower. #SCANDAL-- Retta She watches "The Walking Dead." Retta @unfoRETTAble I feel like one-eye coulda done a better job with that eye patch. #Lazy #TheWalkingDead 06:08 PM - 22 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite I feel like one-eye coulda done a better job with that eye patch. #Lazy#TheWalkingDead-- Retta Retta @unfoRETTAble Why Rick so stubborn? Y’all gon need some back up son + all the other black folk on the show are dead. Help a bruthuh out. #MoNegroesPlease 06:31 PM - 22 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Why Rick so stubborn? Y’all gon need some back up son + all the other black folk on the show are dead. Help a bruthuh out.#MoNegroesPlease-- Retta Retta @unfoRETTAble Just b/c it’s end of days don’t mean we should be racially insensitive. #KoreanNotChinese #TheWalkingDead 07:24 PM - 22 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Just b/c it’s end of days don’t mean we should be racially insensitive. #KoreanNotChinese#TheWalkingDead-- Retta She watches "Downton Abbey." Retta @unfoRETTAble Aw shit! Mr. Bates lookin’ dapper like a muhfuhkuh. #SayWord #DowntonAbbey 04:18 AM - 26 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Aw shit! Mr. Bates lookin’ dapper like a muhfuhkuh. #SayWord#DowntonAbbey-- Retta Retta @unfoRETTAble LOLOLOLOL Omigod did the earl just say that the lads at Eton were ‘bout it, ‘bout it?!?!?! #OverHereRolling #ICant #DowntonAbbey 06:40 AM - 26 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite LOLOLOLOLOmigod did the earl just say that the lads at Eton were ‘bout it, ‘bout it?!?!?!#OverHereRolling #ICant #DowntonAbbey-- Retta Retta @unfoRETTAble If this fool doesn’t stop w/ this ridiculous dining room tutorial of cricket …someone’s gonna crack his “delicate but strong” ass. #Downton 06:56 AM - 26 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite If this fool doesn’t stop w/ this ridiculous dining room tutorial of cricket …someone’s gonna crack his “delicate but strong†ass.#Downton-- Retta She watches "The Vampire Diaries." Retta @unfoRETTAble “What’s Aramaic?” Oh Jeremy. If y’all went to as many classes as ya do dances you’d know the answer to that. #TheVampireDiaries 12:09 AM - 20 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite “What’s Aramaic?â€Oh Jeremy. If y’all went to as many classes as ya do dances you’d know the answer to that.#TheVampireDiaries-- Retta Retta @unfoRETTAble Wow this dude’s got ALL KINDS of gadgets. He’s the Bruce Wayne of vamp hunters. #TheVampireDiaries 02:00 AM - 20 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Wow this dude’s got ALL KINDS of gadgets. He’s the Bruce Wayne of vamp hunters. #TheVampireDiaries-- Retta Retta @unfoRETTAble WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUU??????? Did this bitch just- I’m at a loss, I can’t even, was he wearing, WHAAAAAT?!?! #TheVampireDiaries 02:21 AM - 20 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUU???????Did this bitch just-I’m at a loss, I can’t even, was he wearing, WHAAAAAT?!?!#TheVampireDiaries-- Retta Following Retta is like watching TV with Retta. So go ahead. 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