9 Of The Worst Sex Tips Cosmo Has Given Since 2010

Do what to his what??

Posted on December 05, 2015, 15:00 GMT

Loryn Brantz

BuzzFeed Staff

1. Erm, what soft patch?

2. This just sounds cold and uncomfortable.

3. Uh, OK.

4. So, "Indian rug burn" his dick??

5. And this sounds just painful.

6. OK, this legitimately doesn't make sense. "Dribble it any body you need?"

7. Please don't.

8. WHAT?! NO!

9. NO NO NO.

To be fair, this was a tip based on Orphan Black, but, still! No.