Lildog75

And then dispose of the towel behind the door. Even if they don’t have a trash can. Smart places keep a trash can near by. Otherwise, it’s going on the ground. And I have seen how many people don’t wash their hands after touching their junk or worse! Wiping that ass. Sooo gross people… Read More

Don’t judge me if after I uses public bathroom AND wash my hands....like you are supposed to, (after touching your junk, that I dry my hand and take a paper towel to open the door.

I got two. I worked in pro sports, I saw a lot dmx to Verne troyer. I took a job as a equipment manager for in pro indoor socker team in Sd. It was game day. Morning practice was over and I had some stuff to do before the game. Word comes down that the owner and some team greats are… Read More

Bert is awesome

2:45am on a sat. The location is a taco shop. I pull up and there is parking out front and I can see in to the taco shop everyone. I wait. Then text telling them I am there. I can see a group pull out their phone and see them look at me, then text. “We are out front and we can’t see… Read More

Listen if the bar is crazy busy, this is what you do. Hold up a fifty. Ask for a beer in a bottle. Get four of them, tip the bartender big. And do the same next round and I bet you you can be four deep from the bar. And when they look up and make eye contact. Just “mouth” and point… Read More

Ramos Fizz. Anything that you need to separate egg whites, I’m out. Oh and stupid bloody Mary’s that are as big as a meal. If you are a dude, beer, whisky ok. Maybe a margarita if it’s hot out, but if you get it blended I am kicking you in the nuts

Hahaha, segura is close. Runs in those circles. Really funny guy too! But, all, that, spunk

I use Richard Goesinya if I know the person is gonna say it out loud. Only once did someone bust out laughing. But I looked at him, and it was marvelous

So this really famous stand up comic would jerk off in the corner of the room. Not like into a towel or napkin. Just like on the wall...dripping down. All weekend. It was his own personal jizz corner