Not one, not two, but three customers at my art supply shop asked me if it was a planned pregnancy while I was working 😂 like “you stupid young retail worker this must have been an accident” I just giggled each time because what the hell kind of question is that?
I started my period on my crush’s little brother when we were all playing a game of tag. He tackled me and when we stood up he was looking at his bloody arms in horror.
(Mic drop over quiet sobbing)
I was on hour 16 of labor with my son and was just trying to keep myself calm and sane. I have my bare ass blowing in the wind, my hospital gown pulled down to make room for all the monitors on my chest and am numb from the waist down. Despite all this I’m in pretty good spirits.…
I saw Dan Castellaneta (the voice of Homer) in an improv show, afterward I saw him waiting for vallet. I am a diehard Simpsons fan, like since I could comprehend tv. I wanted to tell him I’ve been watching since birth and was a big fan, but all that came out was “your voice, your…
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