The Ultimate Disney Princess Smackdown Tournament

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the baddest bitch of all?

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LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!

  1. 1.

    Mulan
    Mulan
    Snow White
    Snow White
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Mulan would win.

    Obviously. Snowy didn't even stand a chance.

  2. 2.

    Tiana
    Tiana
    Kida
    Kida
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kida would win.

    Tiana is badass. But going up against, like, an underwater warrior? Eek.

  3. 3.

    Cinderella
    Cinderella
    Pocahontas
    Pocahontas
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Pocahontas would win.

    Probably not with force, but with diplomacy.

  4. 4.

    Ariel
    Ariel
    Merida
    Merida
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Merida would win.

    Battle of the redheads! A bit unfair, though, because Merida already came armed.

  5. 5.

    Elsa
    Elsa
    Sleeping Beauty
    Sleeping Beauty
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Elsa would win.

    SHE FREEZES THINGS.

  6. 6.

    Megara
    Megara
    Belle
    Belle
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Megara would win.

    Belle is strong, but also, Megara has Hercules as backup support, and it is hard to argue with a demigod.

  7. 7.

    Jasmine
    Jasmine
    Nala
    Nala
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Jasmine would win.

    Because she's a human and humans are higher on the food chain. Also she has a tiger.

  8. 8.

    Anna
    Anna
    Rapunzel
    Rapunzel
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Rapunzel would win.

    Girl has a frying pan. And she is not afraid to use it.

  9. 9.

    Elsa
    Elsa
    Megara
    Megara
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Elsa would win.

    The Ice Lady cometh.

  10. 10.

    Rapunzel
    Rapunzel
    Jasmine
    Jasmine
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Jasmine would win.

    Tiger beats frying pan.

  11. 11.

    Pocahontas
    Pocahontas
    Kida
    Kida
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Pocahontas would win.

    Because Pocahontas is a better movie.

  12. 12.

    Merida
    Merida
    Mulan
    Mulan
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Mulan would win.

    Mulan is actually trained to hurt people.

  13. 13.

    Pocahontas
    Pocahontas
    Elsa
    Elsa
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Elsa would win.

    Elsa has powers! Cold ones! That would not be welcome to someone who is basically wearing a mini-skirt.

  14. 14.

    Mulan
    Mulan
    Jasmine
    Jasmine
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Mulan would win!

    Sorry, Jasmine, but not even your tiger could save you from the fierceness that is Mulan.

  15. 15.

    Mulan
    Mulan
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Mulan is the winner!!!

    While Elsa may be able to freeze things, Mulan isn't afraid of snow; she once buried the whole hun army in an avalanche. Plus, Mulan doesn't even have any magical powers, and she still managed to save all of China. MULAN IS THE WINNER OF THE ULTIMATE DISNEY PRINCESS SMACKDOWN.

    Mulan is the winner!!! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF

The Ultimate Disney Princess Smackdown Tournament