Warner Bros. You woke up with a hangover. Check You woke up with a hangover. You simply could NOT wake up or slept through your alarm. Check You simply could NOT wake up or slept through your alarm. You skipped breakfast. Check You skipped breakfast. There was no hot water in the shower. Check There was no hot water in the shower. The house was a mess when you woke up. Check The house was a mess when you woke up. No. Clean. Underwear. Check No. Clean. Underwear. You had a bad hair day. Check You had a bad hair day. You realized there's a stain on your clothes. Check You realized there's a stain on your clothes. You couldn't decide what to wear and then hated your outfit. Check You couldn't decide what to wear and then hated your outfit. Couldn't find your keys. Check Couldn't find your keys. Couldn't find your other shoe. Check Couldn't find your other shoe. The train/bus was running behind or you got stuck in traffic. Check The train/bus was running behind or you got stuck in traffic. You forgot to charge your phone. Check You forgot to charge your phone. You forgot your phone at home. Check You forgot your phone at home. You had to fill up your gas tank. Stupid gas money burning a hole in your pocket. Check You had to fill up your gas tank. Stupid gas money burning a hole in your pocket. Your car started making a weird noise on your drive to work. Check Your car started making a weird noise on your drive to work. You stepped in a puddle of unknown origin. Check You stepped in a puddle of unknown origin. You were late to work. Check You were late to work. You were late to work and your boss definitely noticed. Check You were late to work and your boss definitely noticed. Your mom called just as you got to work and it was very annoying. Check Your mom called just as you got to work and it was very annoying. You had an awkward interaction with your co-workers. Check You had an awkward interaction with your co-workers. You were unprepared for a meeting. Check You were unprepared for a meeting. You realized you forgot something at home. Check You realized you forgot something at home. You replied all to an email that should NOT have been replied all. Check You replied all to an email that should NOT have been replied all. Your inbox this morning was the sixth circle of hell. Check Your inbox this morning was the sixth circle of hell. Someone blamed you for something that wasn't your fault. Check Someone blamed you for something that wasn't your fault. Your boss told you to "improve" on something. Check Your boss told you to "improve" on something. You pissed off a friend. Check You pissed off a friend. You didn't have time for lunch. Check You didn't have time for lunch. You ate lunch at your desk and it was sad. Check You ate lunch at your desk and it was sad. You spilled something on yourself. Check You spilled something on yourself. You had ... um ... stomach issues at work. Check You had ... um ... stomach issues at work. You had a headache at some point during the day. Check You had a headache at some point during the day. You looked at your bank balance and it gave you a heart attack. Check You looked at your bank balance and it gave you a heart attack. Your boss was in a bad mood for some unknown reason. Check Your boss was in a bad mood for some unknown reason. You had a pointless meeting that took wayyyyy too long. Check You had a pointless meeting that took wayyyyy too long. Your computer wigged out and didn't save something important. Check Your computer wigged out and didn't save something important. Your chair broke. Check Your chair broke. Your boss caught you on Facebook/YouTube/Twitter/BuzzFeed. Check Your boss caught you on Facebook/YouTube/Twitter/BuzzFeed. You pretty much didn't accomplish anything today. Check You pretty much didn't accomplish anything today. You finished a project only to discover that it was not in fact finished. Check You finished a project only to discover that it was not in fact finished. You got a flat tire. Check You got a flat tire. You got a sunburn. Check You got a sunburn. You had heartburn. Check You had heartburn. You lost something important. Check You lost something important. You double-booked your plans for the evening. Check You double-booked your plans for the evening. Someone flaked out on your plans. Check Someone flaked out on your plans. The person you were hoping would call/text didn't. Check The person you were hoping would call/text didn't. You got lost. Check You got lost. You fought over something stupid with your significant other. Check You fought over something stupid with your significant other. You suddenly remembered that you promised to do that one thing with your S.O. that you HATE. Check You suddenly remembered that you promised to do that one thing with your S.O. that you HATE. They screwed up your prescriptions at the drugstore. Check They screwed up your prescriptions at the drugstore. When getting ready to go out, you put on an old piece of clothing that no longer effing fits. Check When getting ready to go out, you put on an old piece of clothing that no longer effing fits. You had a bad date. Check You had a bad date. You had frozen food for dinner. Check You had frozen food for dinner. You got food poisoning. Check You got food poisoning. You didn't have dinner. Check You didn't have dinner. You had cereal for dinner. Check You had cereal for dinner. You realized your significant other completely didn't listen to you. Check You realized your significant other completely didn't listen to you. You forgot to pay a bill. Check You forgot to pay a bill. You dropped your phone and it fucking broke. Check You dropped your phone and it fucking broke. Your dog ate something it wasn't supposed to. Check Your dog ate something it wasn't supposed to. Your cat puked on the rug. Check Your cat puked on the rug. You got dumped. Check You got dumped. You got in a physical fight. Check You got in a physical fight. You got a goddamned speeding and/or parking ticket. Check You got a goddamned speeding and/or parking ticket. You got into a fender-bender. Check You got into a fender-bender. You got fired from your job. (Duuuuude.) Check You got fired from your job. (Duuuuude.) You found out an opportunity fell through. Check You found out an opportunity fell through. The DVR DIDN'T RECORD GAME OF FUCKING THRONES. Check The DVR DIDN'T RECORD GAME OF FUCKING THRONES. You got your period. Check You got your period. It was BAD. Check It was BAD. Your internet went down. Check Your internet went down. You fucked up your diet. Check You fucked up your diet. You didn't make it to your workout. Didn't even try. Check You didn't make it to your workout. Didn't even try. As soon as you got home, you had work calls/emails up the wazoo. Check As soon as you got home, you had work calls/emails up the wazoo. You Tweeted something that was horribly misunderstood. Check You Tweeted something that was horribly misunderstood. Your teeth hurt. Check Your teeth hurt. Your personal computer totally died and now you have to get a new one. Check Your personal computer totally died and now you have to get a new one. Someone spoiled your favorite TV show that you hadn't seen yet. Check Someone spoiled your favorite TV show that you hadn't seen yet. You went to the hospital. Check You went to the hospital. You felt like the world just generally shat on you all day long. Check You felt like the world just generally shat on you all day long. You just can't. Check You just can't. Show me my results!
