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"It'll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn!"

Michael Scarn

Goldenface

Samuel L. Chang

"I want you to take out all your frustrations, with women, the system, with everything. Take it out on the puck. All on the puck."

Cherokee Jack

Jasmine Windsong

"It's your old enemy, Goldenface. He's after the NHL All Star Game. He's hidden a bomb somewhere in the stadium. Scarn, this one is personal for me. I own the stadium. I can't see it blown up. It's my retirement plan."

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Fruit Scoop Frozen Dessert Maker

Cook Fresh&trade; Digital Glass Steamer

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Combo Steam And Convection Oven

Cordless And Rechargeable Smartstick Hand Blender

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