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The Internet Is Losing Its Shit Over The P.K. Subban Trade

THE HOCKEY GODS HAVE FORSAKEN US.

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Habs fans are taking the news in a composed, restrained fashion.

HAHA JUST KIDDING THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED. BURN EVERYTHING DOWN.

It had to burn. #Subban #Canadiens #Habs #Montreal #firebergevin

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

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POURQUOI, DIEUX DE HOCKEY, POURQUOI?

Because no one understands why this happened.

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And won't someone think of the children?

How do you tell a five-year-old their favourite athlete has been traded? Asking for a friend. Who is me.

Seriously, Subban did a lot of work with kids. From Sportsnet.ca:

“This can’t be real,” said a social worker at the Montreal Children’s Hospital, her office mere steps from the atrium that bears Subban’s name.

“There’s going to be a lot of crying children here,” she added. “It’s not just the donation he made. He showed up here unannounced all the time, he developed relationships with them, brightened their lives. He was a God to them.”

LITERALLY. SICK. CHILDREN. CRYING.

Montréal does not fuck around. Not with hockey, and certainly not with pain of this magnitude.

Ouch! This hurts😟! Got plenty to liquidate! Come on down!#PKSubban#Habs #gohabs#logosportsmtl.

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And, I mean, maybe this is good for Subban? Maybe this is what he wants?

But meanwhile we'll just be up here in Canada crying forever.