Thanks to Iceland's president, people are once again debating whether pineapple belongs on pizza (it doesn't). But did you know that Hawaiian pizza is a Canadian invention?
Well Canadians know, and we can't shut up about it.
Because nothing makes Canadians happier than global attention and an excuse to espouse our supposed values, such as ruining pizza with fruit.
While many have pointed out that pineapple on pizza is among our worst contributions to the world, Canadians themselves have zero chill about it.
Justin Trudeau, the prime minister, the man who runs this country, has chimed in, tweeting his support for pineapple on pizza.
Canada's official Twitter account has weighed in, too, thematic emojis and all.
As has Historica Canada, the folks behind those beloved Heritage Minutes.
Like I said, just absolutely no goddamn chill.
This has become a point of national pride.
And while some of our southern neighbours seem grateful for our most terrible food invention...
Others know there's no pride in pineapple.
Lauren Strapagiel is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in Toronto, Canada.
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