1. This sweet lil' raccoon who stowed away on a GO train near Toronto.
2. This NDP dog who was keenly interested in the federal election.
3. This cat named Erik the Red, the βRodent Control Officerβ aboard the CSS Acadia in Halifax who was thrown a bomb-ass retirement party this year.
4. This is Toilet Bat, a soggy wee thing that was found in a Toronto man's bathroom. Thankfully for all of us, the toilet-owner documented the entire rescue procedure.
5. This is Helmut The Pug, who did the most perfect impression of Drake's Hotline Bling video.
6. This alleged snake who was found in a can of cranberry sauce in Saint Catharines, Ontario, who shall henceforth be known as Jelly Snake.
Cuteness:
Literally nothing cute about Jelly Snake.
Influence: π₯ π₯
This probably made you think, at least for a minute, about what you would do if faced with your own Jelly Snake.
7. This cutie named Cassidy, the miracle kitten from B.C. who lost his back legs shortly after birth.
8. This goat who decided to hunker down at a Tim Hortons in Warman, Saskatchewan.
9. This brave cat named Henry who survived being hit by a vehicle in Red Deer, Alberta. The incident left him with the most squee-worthy cast.
10. This baby llama named Louise that managed to escape from a farm in Quispamsis, New Brunswick before running amok.
11. This bear in British Columbia who was helped by some kindly humans with a leash after injuring itself.
12. This peacock that escaped from a zoo in Toronto in June and started frolicking around a nearby neighbourhood. And the city was enthralled.
13. This innocent moose out for a swim that some jerks in British Columbia decided would be ~totally sick~ to hop onto for a ride.
14. Oh, Conrad. Dear, sweet, dead Conrad. Better known as #DeadRaccoonTO, Conrad is probably the most viral non-Rob-Ford-related thing Toronto has ever produced.
10:46pm #DeadRacoonTO is still here.
Cuteness: π π
"Cute" just isn't the right word, here. But it's also, like, not uncute.
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#DeadRaccoonTO was a hashtag heard around the world. Rest in peace, Conrad.