14 Canadian Sex Positions, As Drawn By Canadians

    Very poorly-drawn NSFW filth ahead.

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    Lauren Strapagiel
    by Lauren Strapagiel

    BuzzFeed News Reporter, Canada

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    Sarah Aspler
    by Sarah Aspler

    BuzzFeed Staff, Canada

    We attended the annual Everything To Do With Sex Show in Toronto with a sketchpad and a list of totally made-up Canadian sex positions. Then we asked people to draw them. The results are as amazing as they are filthy. And very NSFW. We warned you.

    1. "The Infinity Scarf" by Megan, 22.

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    2. "The Double Double" by Áine, 21.

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    3. "The Beaver Dam" by Joanna, 28.

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    (Those are tongues.)

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    4. "The Lobster Trap" by Julia, 27.

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    5. "The Two-Handed Toque" by Kevin, 28.

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    6. "The Mounted Police" by Donnie, 30.

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    7. "The Dirty Snowpile" by Nikki Night, 32.

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    Yes. Queef.

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    8. "The Hat Trick" by MiMi Cherry, 31.

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    9. "The Calgary Stampede" by Stu, 28.

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    Note the hats.

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    10. "The CN Tower" by Geoff, 55.

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    11. "The Fathers of Confederation" by Carlyle, 49.

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    12. "The Moose Jaw" by Anna, 34.

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    13. "I Ain't Having Nunavut" by Sarah, 22.

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    14. "The Great White North" by Anonymous.

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