9 Other Things Justin Trudeau Is Just Not Ready For

    There are too many limes!

    If Justin Trudeau isn't ready to play bocce ball without fucking around, what else isn't he ready for?

    1. To catch all these limes.

    2. To present the heir to everything the light touches.

    3. To encounter a wet floor.

    4. "Is this your card?" "No."

    5. To make you a pizza.

    6. To have great power, with great responsibility.

    7. To make the big catch.

    8. To save this cat from certain doom.

    9. To destroy the One Ring in the fires of Mount Doom.