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Bacon Nutella pickles?!?!
Lara: This is getting embarrassing, guys. This should not exist. Just stick to eating donuts.
Nina: I had to unhinge my jaw to eat this. The sweetness of doughnut, the juiciness of the meat, and the gooeyness of the cheese created a flavor medley that will send me to an early grave, but it's worth it.
Farrah: You know what? This isn’t the worst thing in the world. It’s just messy AF. I definitely would not eat this in its entirety and go on the Tilt-A-Whirl, though.
Lara: This is actually pretty good, yet somehow still disgusting. Would eat again, would regret again.
Nina: The cheese fell out the butt when I bit into it. I felt cheated. Other than that, it was very tasty. It's essentially a fried grilled cheese. I'd eat 10 more.
Farrah: To be honest, I hate pickles. I thought the breading and cheese would make it better, but it did not. If I had to eat the entire thing I would probably vomit.
Lara: This was tasty and spicy and delicious and should be eaten again.
Nina: It's like a little spicy cake, which isn't bad, except that I was expecting something as disgustingly delicious as the fried cheese pickle. IT WASN'T EVEN THAT HOT.
Farrah: I expected to bite into liquid hot sauce, but it honestly just tastes like a hot sauce flavored donut hole. It’s pretty dry, so I guess that’s why they give you even MORE hot sauce to dip it in?
Lara: This is an abomination and should not exist. I will just eat bread and syrup alone next time.
Nina: The stick broke immediately, making the powdered sugar, syrup, and unmelted butter a trifecta of hot mess. I'm the only one who ate an entire one of these, so please feel free to send me heart medication.
Farrah: The first thing that hits your tastebuds is a pancake flavor, but then your teeth sink into that mound of butter. Basically, it tastes like clogged arteries and regret.
Lara: No. Just eat chips and guacamole and get the bacon the fuck out.
Nina: The guac was so underwhelming, but the bacon was cooked and fried to perfection. Also, warm guac is kind of gross. Just rip the bacon off and eat it, like I did.
Farrah: RIP, arteries. The bacon is SO overpowering that it seems like the guac has zero taste. Get this if you like bacon more than you like guacamole, tbh.
Lara: Why. The. Fuck. Just no.
Nina: I was shocked by how not disgusting this was. It's a slightly sweeter, slightly less tart pickle. Out of all the pickle things, this was the least gross.
Farrah: Again, I hate pickles, so I don’t really know what I expected. It was repulsive.
Lara: Even if I was high out of my mind, a bacon and Nutella pickle still wouldn’t be something I would think I should eat. Is this a sick joke?
Nina: I'm allergic to nuts so I couldn't eat this one, and I'm glad. It looks like vomit.
Farrah: This was completely vile. NONE of these flavors should ever go together. Burn it.
Lara: This is the worst thing I’ve ever put in my mouth, I will have nightmares about the moment it touched my tongue for the rest of my life.
Nina: Imagine taking puke and putting it in a cotton candy spinner and you'll have bacon cotton candy. This was, by far, the worst food at this fair.
Farrah: THIS IS OFFENSIVELY FOUL. Who decided this was a good idea???