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    19 Tweets About Edibles That Will Make You Laugh So Hard You'll Think You're High

    "Just logged an edible on MyFitnessPal."

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    me: *eats the whole edible* *an hour passes* how it feels when i try to get up off the couch:

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    "These edibles ain't shit." *20 minutes later*

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    me: this edible ain’t shit me 30 minutes later:

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    me: man this edible aint doing shit me 30 minutes later:

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    ate a weed gummy earlier and cooked a pizza at 15 degrees for 400 hours

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    Me:”Yo fuck man this edible ain’t shit” Edible:”Bet” Me: https://t.co/6CM2Sg7QVr

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    This edible ain’t shit Me 45 min later https://t.co/gM9iqzsLWl

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    When your boss calls a last-minute Friday meeting and you jumped the gun on your edible.

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    “that edible was trash” *20 minutes later*

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    "This edible weak af" *30 minutes later* https://t.co/Lbvd3WNrXM

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    just ate a weed brownie i’m boutta read the bible for the next 8 hours

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    I ate some weed caramels earlier today and just said "thank you" to a closed door a full minute after the food delivery guy left

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    When you ate the whole weed brownie and start hearing color

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    Me high off a WHOLE edible staring at the tsa lady for 15 min after handing her my debit card when she asked for my ID https://t.co/CFFhVMiiyP

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    Me: I have such a high tolerance this edible wont even affect me Me an hour later:

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    people i went to high school with on social media: i just got married and we're buying our first house! we both have stable jobs me on social media: this edible is making my pussy feel weird. send tweet

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    Me: this edible ain't shit *one hour later*

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