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Wow, what a great deal!
2.
Who knew Hello Kitty had an after-dark special?
3.
Totally gettin' those elementary school flashbacks.
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What did you just you just call me?!
6.
Don't get happy, get hap.
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I didn't know Target had samplers?! Cool!
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Worth the $1.99 markup, TBH.
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The single figure ass is on sale!
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That dress is soooo cute!
11.
Is it Black Friday, 'cause this clearance is unbelievable!
12.
You know what my living room is missing? The word "dick."
13.
It's like hairspray, only not really.
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I'll take one meat please.
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So glad I don't have to put the extra effort into ripping the box myself!
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Does it REALLY matter where the decimal goes?
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"Is this chicken what I have or is this fish?" —Jessica Simpson, probably
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Hell is so chic these days.
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I remember the good ol' days of traveling in buckets.
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Blankets need protection too!
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And finally, who needs to pay rent when you've got mouthwash to buy?
