1.When showing your friends their picture, you make up excuses for the ones that they don't look as good in.
2.You read into every text.
3.You overanalyze every single word that they say to you.
4.And you cherry-pick which picture you will present to your friends.
5.You have trouble articulating why you ACTUALLY like them.
6.You lie about how you met.
7.You hide your phone from yourself.
8.You stalk the hell out of their social media.
9.And then find yourself looking through their ex's cover photos.
10.You accidentally like one of their Instagram photos from 52 weeks back.
11.You bring them up every chance you get.
12.You assume the worst when they don't text back right away.
13.You are hesitant to post to social media when you know they follow you.
14.And when you do post, it's a subliminal message to them.
15.You think every one of their status updates is directed at you.
16.You find yourself secretly hoping that they don't realize it's your brother in your Instagram picture.
17.You ask your friends to let you shine when they meet them for the first time.
18.You ask your friends to take "secret candids" of the two of you throughout the night.
19.And you create a code name for them.
So you might drive yourself crazy trying to figure out if this is going in the right direction, but someday...you'll meet someone who is just as crazy as you are.
