You Will Only Understand These Charts If You've Had Sex With A Penis

You can't say "happiness" without "penis."

Posted on April 26, 2016, 19:01 GMT

Lara Parker

BuzzFeed Staff

Pablo Valdivia

BuzzFeed Staff

1. When your hand begins to cramp up:

2. When you need a pair of protective goggles:

3. When laundry day comes unexpectedly:

4. When it's not called a job for nothing:

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5. When you need a dick who doesn't act like one:

6. When the sexy soundtrack is your ringtone:

7. When bigger isn't always necessarily better:

8. When your résumé is quite versatile:

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9. When his D isn't the only thing you're choking on:

10. When your mind has other things to worry about:

11. And finally, when you wouldn't dare to move:

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