1.
When your hand begins to cramp up:
2.
When you need a pair of protective goggles:
3.
When laundry day comes unexpectedly:
4.
When it's not called a job for nothing:
5.
When you need a dick who doesn't act like one:
6.
When the sexy soundtrack is your ringtone:
7.
When bigger isn't always necessarily better:
8.
When your résumé is quite versatile:
9.
When his D isn't the only thing you're choking on:
10.
When your mind has other things to worry about:
11.
And finally, when you wouldn't dare to move:
