You Will Only Understand These Charts If You've Had Sex With A Penis
You can't say "happiness" without "penis."
When your hand begins to cramp up:
When you need a pair of protective goggles:
When laundry day comes unexpectedly:
When it's not called a job for nothing:
When you need a dick who doesn't act like one:
When the sexy soundtrack is your ringtone:
When bigger isn't always necessarily better:
When your résumé is quite versatile:
When his D isn't the only thing you're choking on:
When your mind has other things to worry about:
And finally, when you wouldn't dare to move:
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