1. When your hand begins to cramp up:
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2. When you need a pair of protective goggles:
Pablo Valdivia
3. When laundry day comes unexpectedly:
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4. When it's not called a job for nothing:
Pablo Valdivia / Lara Parker / BuzzFeed
5. When you need a dick who doesn't act like one:
Pablo Valdivia / Lara Parker / BuzzFeed
6. When the sexy soundtrack is your ringtone:
Lara Parker / Pablo Valdivia / BuzzFeed
7. When bigger isn't always necessarily better:
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8. When your résumé is quite versatile:
Pablo Valdivia / Lara Parker / BuzzFeed
9. When his D isn't the only thing you're choking on:
Pablo Valdivia / Lara Parker / BuzzFeed
10. When your mind has other things to worry about:
Lara Parker / Pablo Valdivia / BuzzFeed
11. And finally, when you wouldn't dare to move:
Pablo Valdivia / Lara Parker / Buzzfeed
