1. Are you ready for this? Are you sure you can handle it?
2. Let’s set the mood.
3. Nice backside, AMIRITE? But that’s not important.
4. THIS IS. Those Nikes. Omg.
5. Those thigh muscles, RIGHT?
6. Wrong. It’s the Nikes, obvi.
7. Good lord, those tight shirts. Right?
8. Nope. Wrong again. Nikes.
9. Those calves. Wow.
10. But look closer. Go ahead, feast your eyes on those shoes.
11. That PHYSIQUE, AMIRITE?
12. Wrong again. Look closer. Those sexy Nikes.
13. Look at those rippling muscles. Fantastic, right?
14. Wrong. Who even cares. Let’s focus on the most important thing: those sex-on-a-foot shoes.
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