1. Are you ready for this? Are you sure you can handle it?
2. Let’s set the mood.
3. Nice backside, AMIRITE? But that’s not important.
4. THIS IS. Those Nikes. Omg.
5. Those thigh muscles, RIGHT?
6. Wrong. It’s the Nikes, obvi.
7. Good lord, those tight shirts. Right?
8. Nope. Wrong again. Nikes.
9. Those calves. Wow.
10. But look closer. Go ahead, feast your eyes on those shoes.
11. That PHYSIQUE, AMIRITE?
12. Wrong again. Look closer. Those sexy Nikes.
13. Look at those rippling muscles. Fantastic, right?
14. Wrong. Who even cares. Let’s focus on the most important thing: those sex-on-a-foot shoes.
- Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new National Security Adviser, replacing Michael Flynn, who resigned last week.
- Russian ambassador to the UN Vitaly Churkin has died after suffering from cardiac arrest this morning, a day before his 65th birthday.
- Senator Ron Wyden will soon introduce legislation requiring warrants before phones can be searched at the US border.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎