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26 Texts You'll Understand If You've Ever Texted A Straight Guy

"Without me? ;)" H/T str8boytexts.

1. The guy who doesn't bother to read your texts before responding:

2. The emoji meltdown:

3. The food ruiner:

4. The denier:

5. The guy who just doesn't get it:

6. The guy who gets straight to the point:

7. The wannabe music video director:

8. The guy who is always here for you:

9. This asshole:

10. The "without me" guy:

11. The compulsive liar:

12. The mansplainer:

13. The jokester:

14. The proof that masculinity is dangerous:

15. The storyteller:

16. The guy who really, really cannot read:

17. Yet another compulsive liar:

18. The guy who needs a hobby:

19. The guy who can't handle confidence:

20. The guy who insists on ruining Subway:

21. The guy who can't take a hint:

22. The guy who uses hashtags:

23. The guy who thinks he's clever:

24. The guy who doesn't know what "accident" means:

25. The guy who is attracted to thumbs:

26. And finally the guy who really "gets" women:

H/T to Twitter user str8boytexts.