Hello, people of the world — Lara and Pablo at your service. We're here today to make sure you know about an Instagram account that is too perfect for words: beam_me_up_softboi.
It is an account solely dedicated to posting screenshots of messages from Soft Bois™. If you don't know what a Soft Boi™ is, just know that they're basically men who pretend to have a sensitive, "artsy" side, but will then say that your music taste sucks, you don't understand basic parts of life, and get angry if you don't wanna prove that you actually *have* seen a Wes Anderson movie before.
1.This is...a lot.
3."Pleasent" chaotic energy really is a vibe.
4.I mean, yes, but also...calm down?
6.He could've probably just made this one cohesive thought but whatever, I guess.
7.What is "physcotic" though?
8.Well, that escalated quickly.
9.Oh, for the love of god.
10.You're right — this is stupid.
12.Are men OK?
14.Conflicting emotions is one way to describe it.
15.Please shut the fuck up.
17.Oh, we got a ~different~ boy here, everyone!
18.He made an earring...out. of. his. tooth.
20.But honestly, who raised him?
22.Haha, I hate this so much.
23.Oh, all right.
24.Gonna have to go with...no.
25.Some news: I will never be able to hear or look at the word "slurp" again in the same way.
26.He ~sensed~ her.
27.Good for you.
28.This is getting out of hand.
29.*throws my phone away*
If you wanna see more Soft Bois doing the absolute most, check out beam_me_up_softboi on Instagram immediately.