If you've ever seen an episode of House Hunters you know that sometimes the budget seems, uh...unrealistic.
So, naturally, people on the internet have been making jokes about it all day. It's glorious.
1. A FREELANCE HAMSTER TRAINER!
[House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm a freelance hamster trainer WIFE: And I tune harmonicas part-time HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K
2. A blog about meat and beer.
[House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm a sandwich artist. WIFE: And I have a blog about meat and beer. HUSBAND: Our budget is $875K
3. Selling used 8-track tapes is legit.
[House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: "I sell used 8-track tapes" WIFE: "And I hang potatoes in people's garages" HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K
4. Love those used-car air fresheners.
{House Hunters} Husband: I sell used car air fresheners Wife: I teach sign language to local garden rabbits Both: Our budget is 1.2 mil
5. Wow, a Dorito artist.
[House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm a Dorito artist WIFE: And I restore used napkins part time HUSBAND: And our budget is 1.2mil
6. Stay-at-home astronaut.
On the next House Hunters... Husband: I give slide whistle lessons. Wife: I'm a stay-at-home astronaut. BUDGET: $1.6M
7. Restringing toy ukuleles is so important.
[House Hunters episode] Husband: I restring toy ukulele's. Wife: and I volunteer at the blind dog shelter. Both: our budget is 900k
8. Hat critics make $$$!
House Hunters intro... HIM: I'm a hat critic for a blog. HER: I found a cigar box containing 2 gold coins. HIM: Our budget is $1.4m
9. Realistic.
[House Hunters] HUSBAND: I'm an office manager WIFE: And I'm a dentist HUSBAND: Our budget is $250k bc we like to live within our means
10. *Laughs in incoherent Jawa language*
[House Hunters Intergalactic] HUSBAND: I'm a half-witted nerf herder. WIFE: [incoherent Jawa language] HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K
11. Subway sandwich artists make the world go round.
(House Hunters episode) Husband: Hi, I blog for SB Nation. Wife: Hi, I'm a Subway sandwich artist. Husband: Our budget is $1.8 million.
12. Gathering all those porcupine quills.
[House Hunters Episode] Husband: I'm a porcupine quill gatherer Wife: I ghost write a testicular health blog Both: Our budget is $749K
13. HUGE market for gently used toothbrushes.
[House Hunters Episode] Husband: I sell gently used toothbrushes on eBay. Wife: I draw on eyebrows. Husband: Our budget is $950K
14. The large birds will be thankful.
{House Hunters Episode} Husband: I make floaty wings for large birds Wife: I teach early-2000s alternative to orphans Our budget is 950k
15. Thank god for pizza delivery.
[House Hunters Episode] Husband: I am a professional pizza delivery guy Wife: I am a substitute teacher Husband: Our budget is $975,000.
16. *Thinking* about starting a fashion blog:
[House Hunters Episode] Husband: I'm a dog walker Wife: I'm thinking about starting a fashion blog Both: Our budget is $938K
17. So many seashells.
[HOUSE HUNTERS EPISODE] HUSBAND: I collect sea shells WIFE: and I'm working on my PHD in spacial harmony HUSBAND: Our budget is $950k