Hello, people of the world! Have you recently felt like something is missing from your wardrobe? Perhaps you wished upon a star for a pair of jeans that made you look as if you rolled around in mud without actually having to roll around in mud??
Well, you're in luck! Nordstrom is selling exactly that — jeans that appear to be covered in mud. And they're only $425!
PRPS, the designer, describes the jeans as "Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty." OK, sure.