As weird as it sounds, sometimes Twitter knows you better than you know yourself. And nothing proves it more than these tweets below. Prepare to feel seen.
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Me letting my dad check my car to make sure the mechanic not trying to overcharge me for car issues.
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"Yikes, that sounded kinda depressing better put a "lmao" in there to throw em off"
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boys can recommend whatever movies they want to recommend, I’m going to smile and nod then watch my own Instagram story instead
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Why drive 8 minutes when I can spend an extra $43 to have the food delivered to my door step?
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bitches complain about feeling weird every morning after eating breakfast. The breakfast in question:
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Some personal news! As of this morning, an administrative task I put off for four (4) months is now complete; it took me 8 minutes and was painless.
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“i hope this email finds you,” she threatened
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okay I can’t shake the feeling that everybody hates me and I haven’t even seen another person in two months
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My pet peeve is when I grab a cart and
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Mood 🍷😂❤️
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so my grandma gifted these to her daughters for Mother’s Day 😂🥺
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Does anyone else make up fake scenarios every night when they’re trying to sleep or do I need therapy
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The bible verse that got me through high school🙏🏿
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Y’all ever just be driving & you’re like..... yo was that light even green 😭😭😭
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me in childhood without any reason
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me at 26: i am a hideous troll me at 28: *looking at a picture of myself at 26* wow what beauty i once possessed but i wasted it because now i am a hideous troll me at 30: *looking at a picture of myself at 28* guys, you're not gonna believe this,
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tik tok truly paralyzes me like i’ll watch it for 45 minutes in whatever position i was in when i opened it. the stillness of a lizard in danger
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I hated when teachers put “?” On graded work, bitch idk what’s going on either