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Australians woke up on Sunday to one sad truth: WE WERE ROBBED.
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We came so close to winning Eurovision...
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...and we're NOT EVEN IN EUROPE.
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Dami Im totally blew everyone away.
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She had everyone going "Woah, Australia really turned up."
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And then we slayed the jury vote...
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...only to lose to Ukraine in the public vote.
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THIS IS NOT WHAT WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN.
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Some people blamed the new voting system.
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Others just said this was highway robbery, plain and simple.
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How could you do this to us, Europe?
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Can we have a recount?
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We have SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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But there's one thing we're sure of: we were bloody robbed.
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(Just like another great Australian hero, Shannon Noll.)
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We will not forget who the "real winner" is.
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And if you're not careful, we'll consider taking serious action.