"What the heck is a #Eurovision?"
Dami slayed it. Don't @ me.
They think the vote was rigged and Ukraine only won thanks to "politics".
So many looks.
"Peter Urban wird wieder für ein Jahr eingefroren."
But for a while it looked like it would be Australia.
It was truly a night to remember.
“From one of the best songs in the competition… to Cyprus.”
Best Eurovision hosts OF ALL TIME.
"Eurovision isn't about winning. It's about embarassing your country and drowning your regrets in glitter."
Behold, the sickest of burns.
Justin loves Your-Oh-Vision.
You're a crook, Captain Hook.
It works far too well, tbh.
"Australia is my favourite European country so far."
Twelve points for twelve dudes.
Norton asked viewers to "raise a glass" for him said it would be a fitting tribute to his late predecessor, who commentated on Eurovision for 35 years.
Obtiendrez-vous les douze points?
There is no way this prediction attempt can go wrong.
TLDR: Maybe Russia will win it.
Can you score a perfect 12?
He used to be in a band with t.A.T.u.
"She can do extraordinary things with her voice, not pleasant things, but extraordinary."
What an inspired choice.
So. Much. Shade.
No animals allowed.
What's that? Someone's singing in a European language? FINISH YOUR DRINK.