Coffin Birth. Freaks me the heck out. It’s when gasses build up in the abdomen of a dead pregnant woman and push the baby out. In the coffin. Super creepy.
2nd child, homebirth in our 3rd-floor apartment, it’s after midnight and I’m in active labor. Trying real hard to be quiet, no screaming, everyone whispering. I’ve just started pushing and the baby was crowning when I hear a knock at the door. “Someone’s at the door” I grunt, but…
I was getting a pap and the doctor stepped away in the middle to grab something. She told a joke and I laughed so hard the speculum shot out and skittered across the floor, coming to rest at her feet. Luckily, she found that as funny as I did.
I had just gotten a job at a horse farm- mucking stalls, feeding horses, hauling rocks from the fields, etc. It was all good until they asked me to mow the lawn. I despise lawn mowing. I got about halfway through when I gave up. I left the lawnmower in the middle of the yard, got…
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