Buzz·Posted on Oct 8, 201330 Things Only Hypochondriacs Will UnderstandI really don't want to die, it's just that I'm pretty sure I'm dying.by by Kristin ChiricoBuzzFeed Staff, by Tanya ChenBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Getting a second opinion means checking WebMD AND the Mayo Clinic. Via imperfectionasbeauty.tumblr.com 2. You've correctly self-diagnosed yourself at least once…and that makes the paranoia even worse. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via giphy.com What if I'm right AGAIN?! 3. You take chest pain very seriously, which is why you always think you are having a heart attack. Via imgur.com It's taken all the fun out of bacon. 4. When you get a little sick, you lie awake thinking it's something worse, and then you get sicker. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via reactiongifs.com 5. The Mayo Clinic Symptom Checker has completely ruined your mental health. Via mayoclinic.com Costochondritis? Did I get that from Costco?! 6. Your friends and family routinely ban you from googling your symptoms. Via beheadingboredom.com 7. Headache...or tumor? Cyst...or tumor? Birthmark...or tumor? Cheerio that fell down your shirt...or tumor? Via quickmeme.com See also: Zit or cold sore? 8. You don't get backaches, you get kidney problems. Via i.imgur.com But if I drink any more water, my electrolytes might get out of balance, DEAR GOD. 9. Poop issues are the worst, because they're scary AND you can't tell anyone about them. Via imgur.com 10. If your head is feeling a little warm, then you're taking your temperature at least three times. Via imgur.com The first one didn't count, you had water beforehand. 11. For the ladies, constantly worrying that you are pregnant even if this is embarrassingly unlikely. Via imgur.com 12. When your doctor asks about your symptoms, they're all direct quotes from WebMD. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via fairytaleacademy.tumblr.com You're just trying to be helpful. 13. Sometimes you wish your appendix would just burst and get it over with, already. Via imgur.com 14. Bug bites become terrifying little enigmas to you. Via satansjeweledcrown.tumblr.com Is it fleas?? Shingles?? Hives?? Warts?? West Nile?? People get West Nile all the time. 15. Any tiny symptom that lasts for longer than a week is no longer a tiny symptom. Via oklahomo.tumblr.com 16. Whenever your throat feels scratchy, you immediately blame the last co-worker of yours who coughed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF New Line Cinema / Via giphy.com Stop infecting my life, Kevin. 17. You frequently wish there was a way to google skin rashes without actually having to look at any. Via imgur.com 18. You're constantly worried that your doctor might be having an off day when you visit. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX / Via danielasmb.tumblr.com What if they're tired? Distracted? SICK? 19. You've learned by now which friends take you seriously and which friends don't. Via i.imgur.com 20. You sometimes feel completely overwhelmed by all the degenerative illnesses that run in your family. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via rdj-rpc.tumblr.com SO MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 21. In college, getting a roommate who was pre-med was like hitting the jackpot. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via gifbay.com The jackpot of answers! 22. Crooked smile? Nerve damage. Via imgur.com Also, stroke. 23. You’re relieved when you receive antibiotics. BUT WHAT IF YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO THE ANTIBIOTICS? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via giphy.com 24. Leaving the house without Purell makes you feel naked. Via weirdancool.tumblr.com 25. You know exactly how much it costs to go to the emergency room. Via drummerboy12.tumblr.com The intake nurses know which arm you like your bracelet on. 26. You're constantly needin' that D. Via schoolhealth.com You're wondering if the limits on the box regarding the allowable daily intake of the D are flexible. 27. You know exactly which diseases dogs can give to humans. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via ohmagif.com 28. You suspect that sometimes your doctor is giving you a prescription just to make you go away. Via imgur.com 29. Any hangover that lasts longer than a day is obviously mono or the flu. Via imgur.com 30. If you don't get better after antibiotics, it's because your infection has now mutated into a super bacteria, which will end the world. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox / Via look-whos-talking-now.tumblr.com Sorry.