2.
The "will someone please just decide where we are drinking on October 31st" text:
3.
The text from the person who insists making on you an autumnal fifth wheel:
4.
The "I'm type A and it's Halloween" text:
5.
The "my roommates and I are not responsible enough to celebrate halloween" text:
6.
The "it's October and your mom is WIGGING OUT" text:
7.
The "dad is getting really sick of hearing mom complain about this" text:
8.
The "nothing good will come from this" text:
9.
The "I don't know how to Google the weather" text:
10.
The "person who forgot that you have allergies" text:
11.
The "oh, right, none of my friends can cook" text:
12.
The "I'm a crazy aunt who loves deals" text:
13.
The "why did I go apple picking?!?!?" text:
14.
The worst text you can receive the Friday morning after Thanksgiving:
15.
The "I really shouldn't have offered to host thanksgiving" text:
