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For Everyone Who Thinks It's Cool To Dye Things Green For St. Paddy's

A public service announcement for you this St. Patrick's Day.

Kristin Chirico
by Kristin Chirico

BuzzFeed Staff

This is for everyone who thinks it is delightful to dye everything green on St. Patrick's Day.

1. No. Stop.

2. WHY? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

3. "YAY!" Said no one.

4. This is not natural. Not natural at all.

5. WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY

6. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO PIZZA? PIZZA THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE FRIENDS.

7. Peanut butter doesn't deserve this kind of disrespect.

8. These poor cookies.

9. I'm so sorry, mashed potatoes. I'm so sorry this happened to you.

10. And the rice too?! LEAVE THE RICE OUT OF THIS.

11. For the love of all that is holy.

12. I need an adult. WE ALL NEED AN ADULT.

13. This is a nightmare.

14. This cat will never forgive. He will never forget.

15. California could use some of that water if you're just going to do THAT to it, Indiana.

16. SAME GOES FOR YOU, CHICAGO.

17. NOT COOL, CHEESEBURGER MAKER. NOT COOL.

18. Trust me, the mayo and fries (and everyone else who had to WATCH YOU EAT THIS) are plotting their revenge.