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Is This A Cocktail Or A Sex Act?

RUM FOR ME, BABY! If you're a rum aficionado, [this one](http://imbibemagazine.com/El-Presidente) is for you.

A sexy, rum-laced [cocktail](http://postprohibition.com/recipes/corn-n-oil/) with a crude-oil complexion.

May the [foreplay](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The+Jedi+Mind+Trick) be with you.

DUCK SEX?! No. Hell no. The Duck Fart is actually a delicious Alaskan [cocktail](http://www.chow.com/recipes/13717-duck-fart) made with whiskey.

The word "mother" and "sex" should never be in the same sentence. Thankfully, the Dirty Mother is a [brandy cocktail](http://cocktails.about.com/od/brandyrecipes/r/dirty_mother.htm).

Fun thing about this sex [move](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pasadena+mudslide) is you don't actually have to be in Pasadena to do it.

[Masturbation 2.0.](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stranger+on+the+Rocks)

This cocktail is a refreshing [orgy](http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/porch-crawler-cocktails-2011) of spices, mints, and cherries.

"Tropical"[here](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tropical+wind) is used very liberally.

Warning: This sex act will require the use of a [fire extinguisher](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flaming+amazon).

This is just some straight up [nastiness](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin).

Welllllll, as a matter of fact, it's actually both. The Nixon is BOTH a fancy [cocktail](http://www.socialandcocktail.co.uk/cocktails/nixon/) and a nasty-ass sex [act](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The+Nixon). Have a Nixon while doing the Nixon.

You're pure as the driven snow. We're very sorry that we had to ruin that by showing you the ways of the world. At least now you'll know how to throw a good party.

Beginner

Look, this is a tough job, but you're showing promise of getting to the finish line without getting your panties in a twist. At least your mind isn't as dirty as you think it is.

Intermediate 

You're the friend that everyone else's parents warned them about, and a connoisseur of the cock...tail. Or you're a genius. Or you've been on the internet too long. Maybe even all of the above!

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