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100 Hysterical Parenting Tweets From 2017 That’ll Make You Snort-Laugh

"My 4-year-old has been talking for 23 years."

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By Krista Torres (BuzzFeed Staff) Farrah Penn (BuzzFeed Staff Writer) Christopher Hudspeth (BuzzFeed Staff)

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Twitter: @JennyPentland

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Twitter: @TheAlexNevil

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Twitter: @ramblinma

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Twitter: @DaddingAround

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Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

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Me: "Why are these Legos all over the floor?!" 5: "To keep everyone else away; it's my computer turn." BRILLIANT.
Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom

Me: "Why are these Legos all over the floor?!" 5: "To keep everyone else away; it's my computer turn." BRILLIANT.

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Twitter: @ReasonsMySonCry

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Twitter: @Phook75

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Twitter: @behindyourback

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Twitter: @OutNumbMother

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Twitter: @UnfilteredMama

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Twitter: @goodwoman_

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Twitter: @robfee

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Twitter: @iwearaonesie

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Twitter: @AndyAsAdjective

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Twitter: @IjeomaOluo

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Twitter: @moooooog35

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Twitter: @ValeeGrrl

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Twitter: @Dadpression

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Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom

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Twitter: @ValeeGrrl

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Twitter: @Carbosly

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Twitter: @SladeWentworth

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Twitter: @jnyemb

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Twitter: @baroness

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Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom

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Twitter: @copymama

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Twitter: @Jasonmarriedup

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Twitter: @geowizzacist

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Twitter: @Cheeseboy22

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Twitter: @Lhlodder

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Twitter: @House_Feminist

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Twitter: @misslillytoyou

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Twitter: @ThisOneSayz

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Twitter: @MamaFizzles

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Twitter: @sarcasticmommy4

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Twitter: @BridgetOnTV

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Twitter: @ParentNormal

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Twitter: @adult_mom

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Twitter: @R_A_Dadass

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Toddlers: I don't want to eat my dinner! It's yucky! Also toddlers:
HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad

Toddlers: I don't want to eat my dinner! It's yucky! Also toddlers:

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Twitter: @JohnRossBowie

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Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

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Twitter: @lnhrtd

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Twitter: @robfee

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Twitter: @Lhlodder

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Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

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Twitter: @maughammom

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Twitter: @copymama

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Twitter: @Cheeseboy22

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Twitter: @jessmbaum

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Twitter: @mompsychologist

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Twitter: @adult_mom

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Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom

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Twitter: @simoncholland

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Twitter: @OneFunnyMummy

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Twitter: @MyMomologue

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Twitter: @sarcasticmommy4

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Twitter: @bluebonetbabies

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Twitter: @realtonihammer

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Twitter: @2questionable

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Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

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Twitter: @Six_Pack_Mom

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Twitter: @ParentNormal

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Twitter: @tragedythyme

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Twitter: @EverydayGirlDad

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Twitter: @R_A_Dadass

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Twitter: @TheCatWhisprer

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Twitter: @LaurenFeichter1

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Twitter: @LetMeStart

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Twitter: @TheAlexNevil

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Twitter: @tigermcleash

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Finally! A Christmas tree for the toddler household... #parenting #Christmas
Jack's Dad @DaddingAround

Finally! A Christmas tree for the toddler household... #parenting #Christmas

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Twitter: @EverydayGirlDad

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Twitter: @WalkingOutside

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Twitter: @DraggingFeeties

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Twitter: @DaddyJew

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Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom

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Twitter: @ramblinma

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Twitter: @AudraEqualityMc

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Twitter: @Six_Pack_Mom

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Twitter: @jackiembouvier

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Twitter: @MyMomologue

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Twitter: @Ehickioya

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Twitter: @MyMomologue

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Twitter: @closetoclassy

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Twitter: @rachelle_mandik

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Twitter: @ParentNormal

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Twitter: @TheCatWhisprer

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Twitter: @jnyemb

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Twitter: @MUMSIEesq

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Twitter: @KateWhineHall

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Twitter: @OutNumbMother

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Twitter: @JodiesJumpsuit

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Twitter: @PetrickSara

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Twitter: @StephDsays

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Twitter: @TheCatWhisprer

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Twitter: @iwearaonesie

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Twitter: @ValeeGrrl

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Twitter: @FatherWithTwins

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