Nick Miller's Family Hates Everything

    Now we see where he learned his rage filled ways. Ranked from least to most vitriolic. Spoilers for this week's New Girl.

    5. Grandma Miller: Hates cops.

    Because they always try to take her weed.

    4. Jaime Miller: Hates it when people cast aspersions on the family name.

    3. Walt Miller: Hates it when his son hates Elvis.

    Also hates cabbies. Reason unknown.

    2. Cousin Bobby (Miller?): Hates Walt for stealing his Dad's chain.

    And he will go to any lengths to get it back.

    Including taking it off Nick's dead Dad's body.

    Also hates Schmidt for foiling his plans to steal back said chain.

    1. Mama Miller: Hates Jess.

    A lot.

    She especially hates it when Jess doesn't 'get' Elvis.

    No seriously, this is a desecration.

    #JudgingYou

    #JudgingYouTwiceAsHard

    Bonus! Nick Miller: Hates Balloons.