2. Martin Freeman
He looks like that super boring neighbor who yells when the christmas lights stay up too long and goes golfing on Sundays with his fellow dentists. But then he smiles all cheekily and I remember he’s still a hobbit-y DILF.
4. Taylor Momsen
Generically hot goth girl is still unfortunately hot.
5. Michael K. Williams
I’m pretty sure Omar could kill me with one mean look (or that alligator skin jacket), but MKW is just incredibly charming in velvet bowties.
6. Sarah Jessica Parker
She looks like that super intense, super hot stage/show mom that makes you glad you never procreated with her.
7. Jesse Plemons
I hate that he looks like Matt Damon’s evil twin brother. But maybe it’s the hint of ginge that makes him so much sexier?
8. Hilary Swank
She can definitely beat you up, but maybe it’d be sexy* like 50 Shades of Grey.
*Pinterest told me this, I haven’t actually read it myself.
10. Chloe Sevigny
Like a dowdy milk maid that sneaks clove cigarettes when her parents aren’t looking. I guess it appeals to the bratty 16-year-old that I use to be.
15. Helena Bonham Carter
She’s a forever ‘90’s Alterna-Prom Queen. I hate that I love it.