When I started working at a grocery store I had to memorize all of the produce codes. The first three days they put you in produce with a pen and paper to write them all down then commit to memory. I'm standing there jotting down 4011 for bananas when a frantic woman runs up to me…Â
Jack in the box- Late Night Munchies boxes. The grosses is the stacked grilled cheese burger one. Add in their nasty tacos and fries and you have to be high to eat it!
We were finishing up our trip, and I was wheeling the busted wheel basket to the car. We were passing the twine dispenser right outside and I said- "get some twine for the trunk". So my gorgeous boyfriend- (bless his heart) tears off a foot of twine. I just had to look at him with…Â
The first time she wouldn't even let me continue the test because I was driving with the E-break on. So it was- reverse out of spot. Drive to end of row- park again. The next time I was driving 35mph on a side street and she got me for speeding. Apparently it was a residential street…Â
When I was in 5th grade my best friend and I got in a goo fight on the bus with these two boys. (Goo= some sort of homemade cornstarch as water concoction they had made in class.) it got everywhere. My punishment (thanks dad) was to go to the bus barn and clean an entire bus. My friends…Â
I took a super cute picture of my puppy with a sock on his nose and sent it to my boyfriend. In the background on the end table was a super large box of Trojan's we had just bought and hadn't put away. I didn't notice this until after my boyfriend said he sent it to his mom. I had…Â
I work at a major tech company in downtown Seattle. The front of our office is all windows. Floor to ceiling. I took my Golden Doodle out one hot afternoon, (literally 12:15.) and as soon as we got outside he proceeded to poop in front of the windows and reception area. Right there.…Â
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