1. Even though you’ve reached a place where you’re comfortable with your hair, growing up was pretty hard.
@spanishcvndy Feels amazing, but still recovering from being called hairy and bushy brows my whole childhood tho lol!
EVERYONE in primary school was hairless except you.
2. You were teased for having hairy arms, legs, sideburns and bushy brows as a kid.
3. And you even resorted to borrowing your dad’s razor one too many times to get rid of your fuzz.
Having a daughter really does mean nothing is your own. I'm out here stealing my dad's socks and sweaters. This is your razor? Nah it's our razor
Hands up if you're guilty of this one.
4. You've never spoken about the hair on your toes because people seem to be shocked by the entire concept.
That fuckin Billie razor blade ad really just showed me a close up of some bitch’s toe hair I’m fucking DELETING
Some of us really do have hair e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e and there’s NOTHING wrong with that.
5. Even though you never have to worry about sparse brows, you're on a first-name basis with the person entrusted with threading or waxing your face.
6. Yet in between sessions, some people have the audacity to point out your very cute fuzzy stubble.
7. Because they never really expect you to be perfectly happy with the hair you have on your body.
8. During summer, your arms and legs are full of stubborn clumps of sunscreen that refuse to rub into your skin.
9. And then when you finally get to the beach, you realise you missed a spot while shaving your legs.
10. Waxing your bikini area is BEYOND PAINFUL. But when you choose to go au naturel, there’s always a couple of judgemental stares.
11. Same goes for lifting up your arms and revealing a hairy pit on public transport.
12. But stretching out in all your hairy glory is a majestic moment that you must revel in.
13. Sometimes you find yourself daydreaming of what you’d do with all the free time you’d have if you were hairless.
14. Because even though everyone is excited about having a hot girl summer, you sort of want winter to last forever.
Winter coming to an end means I actually have to do something about these hairy legs
Your body has basically evolved to the point where you have your own built-in blanket. Incredible, right?