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<b>Two shots in and the ~real~ you comes out to play.</b>

Two shots in and the ~real~ you comes out to play.

What's Your Drunk Alter Ego?

Your drunk alter ego is the "Momma Bear." When you get drunk you use your tipsy powers for good and focus on helping others. You might be the only one who doesn't lose their debit card (or their dignity). But who said moms don't know how to have fun? You just know how to get down while keeping your shit together.

The Momma Bear

Your drunk alter ego is the "Suga Mama." For starters, you're probably everyone's favorite person to go out with. You start handing out shots like it's your job – and isn't it your job to make sure everyone is having fun? Your friends love your generosity – but be warned – your bank account might hate you. But hey, you know life is too short to NOT order that pizza when you want it. You do you, Suga Mama.

The Suga Mama

Your drunk alter ego is the "Pizza Monster." Now, that may sound bad at first – but really, you just have your priorities straight. When you get drunk, you're the first person to suggest ordering a pizza, or going to that late-night Chinese place. You know that nothing good happens after 2 a.m., unless it involves food.

The Pizza Monster

Your drunk alter ego is the "Eyelash Batter." After a couple drinks, your charm kicks in and you can work a room like no other. You're the master of locking eyes with that cutie across the bar and everyone bows down to your flirting skills. Your friends will watch from afar, half hating you and half hoping by watching they will learn your flirty ways.

The Eyelash Batter

Your drunk alter ego is the "Philosopher." When you get drunk you want to talk about life, global warming, and any issues currently facing the world. I mean if we don't figure out the meaning of life when we're drunk, will we ever? You have a responsibility as an intelligent, well-read person to ask the hard-hitting questions – even if the only existential question your audience is ready to answer is about the bathroom line.

The Philosopher

Though you're normally a super sweet human, your drunk alter ego is the "Fighter." After a couple drinks, you don't take shit from anyone, and why should you? You're willing to stand up for yourself and your friends. Some may find your demeanor a bit intense, but come on, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU SHOULDN'T CUT IN LINE IN THE THE BATHROOM.

The Fighter

Your drunk alter ego is the "Sleeping Beauty." You're the friend who is yawning at the bar and dreaming of how good the elastic waist of your sweatpants would feel. To be honest, you're just getting too old for this shit (even if you're only in your early twenties). It's not that you don't know how to have fun, you just know how fun staying in with a glass of wine REALLY is. Let's be honest, you just have your priorities straight.

The Sleeping Beauty

Your drunk alter ego is the "Houdini." You are a master of disappearing. One minute you're there, the next you're gone. Your friends might hate you a little bit for your actions, but you know it's all a big game of hide-and-seek. See someone cute? BYE. See a pizza place? BYE. Oh, and your phone is probably dead too.

The Houdini

Your drunk alter ego is "Sashay Fierce." When you're a couple drinks in, you know how to WORK IT. You grab a drink and head out to the dance floor. You are the lord of the dance, and damn do you know how to work it. If a place isn't playing the right music, you're out.

Sashay Fierce

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