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The Hardest Game Of Would You Rather For "Game Of Thrones" Fans

The most difficult questions in all seven kingdoms. SPOILERS AHEAD.

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  1. Would you rather spend the rest of your days with Prince Joffrey or be burned to a crisp by the fire of Khaleesi's dragons?

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    I would spend my life with Joffrey. I mean he's kinda cute, for, like, a sociopath.
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    BRING ON THE DRAGONS.
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Would you rather spend the rest of your days with Prince Joffrey or be burned to a crisp by the fire of Khaleesi's dragons?
  1. I would spend my life with Joffrey. I mean he's kinda cute, for, like, a sociopath.
     
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    I would spend my life with Joffrey. I mean he's kinda cute, for, like, a sociopath.
  2. BRING ON THE DRAGONS.
     
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    BRING ON THE DRAGONS.
  1. Would you rather get a striptease from Khal Drogo or eat sushi off of a naked Daario Naharis?

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    Khal Drogo. Those pectoral muscles can be my sun and stars ANY DAY.
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    Daario Naharis. Dat ass, doe.
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Would you rather get a striptease from Khal Drogo or eat sushi off of a naked Daario Naharis?
  1. Khal Drogo. Those pectoral muscles can be my sun and stars ANY DAY.
     
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    Khal Drogo. Those pectoral muscles can be my sun and stars ANY DAY.
  2. Daario Naharis. Dat ass, doe.
     
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    Daario Naharis. Dat ass, doe.
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  1. Would you rather have a Dire Wolf bite off both of your ass cheeks or have your least favorite aunt turn into a White Walker?

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    I'd have a Dire Wolf take off my ass cheeks for sure.
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    I would let my aunt turn into a White Walker. We never did get along, anyway.
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Would you rather have a Dire Wolf bite off both of your ass cheeks or have your least favorite aunt turn into a White Walker?
  1. I'd have a Dire Wolf take off my ass cheeks for sure.
     
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    I'd have a Dire Wolf take off my ass cheeks for sure.
  2. I would let my aunt turn into a White Walker. We never did get along, anyway.
     
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    I would let my aunt turn into a White Walker. We never did get along, anyway.
  1. Would you rather have a one night stand with Ramsay or give birth to a demon smoke baby?

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    I would give birth to a demon smoke baby. No way in hell I'm hooking up with Ramsay.
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    I would have a one night stand with Ramsay. I will never un-see what happened to Melisandre in that cave.
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Would you rather have a one night stand with Ramsay or give birth to a demon smoke baby?
  1. I would give birth to a demon smoke baby. No way in hell I'm hooking up with Ramsay.
     
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    I would give birth to a demon smoke baby. No way in hell I'm hooking up with Ramsay.
  2. I would have a one night stand with Ramsay. I will never un-see what happened to Melisandre in that cave.
     
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    I would have a one night stand with Ramsay. I will never un-see what happened to Melisandre in that cave.
  1. Would you rather listen to Samwell Tarly complain about Gilly for seven hours, or listen to Hodor say, "Hodor" for seven hours.

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    I would rather listen to Sam. I feel kinda bad for the guy.
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    I would listen to Hodor for DAYS. Sam is the literal worst.
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Would you rather listen to Samwell Tarly complain about Gilly for seven hours, or listen to Hodor say, "Hodor" for seven hours.
  1. I would rather listen to Sam. I feel kinda bad for the guy.
     
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    I would rather listen to Sam. I feel kinda bad for the guy.
  2. I would listen to Hodor for DAYS. Sam is the literal worst.
     
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    I would listen to Hodor for DAYS. Sam is the literal worst.
  1. Would you rather date someone who was in love with your mom for a year or give grand Maester Pycelle a full-body massage every day for a year?

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    I would date someone who loved my mom. I mean, my mom is kinda awesome.
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    I GUESS I would give Grand Maester Pycelle a full-body massage.
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Would you rather date someone who was in love with your mom for a year or give grand Maester Pycelle a full-body massage every day for a year?
  1. I would date someone who loved my mom. I mean, my mom is kinda awesome.
     
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    I would date someone who loved my mom. I mean, my mom is kinda awesome.
  2. I GUESS I would give Grand Maester Pycelle a full-body massage.
     
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    I GUESS I would give Grand Maester Pycelle a full-body massage.
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  1. Would you rather die Oberyn style or Tywin Lannister style?

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    Oberyn style. Guy had a hell of a fight before the whole getting-his-eyes-gouged-out bit.
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    Tywin style. Dying on the john has always been a dream of mine.
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Would you rather die Oberyn style or Tywin Lannister style?
  1. Oberyn style. Guy had a hell of a fight before the whole getting-his-eyes-gouged-out bit.
     
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    Oberyn style. Guy had a hell of a fight before the whole getting-his-eyes-gouged-out bit.
  2. Tywin style. Dying on the john has always been a dream of mine.
     
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    Tywin style. Dying on the john has always been a dream of mine.
  1. Would you rather fall down the moon door or give Pyat Pree a sponge bath every day for the rest of your life?

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    God give me the moon door. Quick and painless.
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    Give the old bird a sponge bath. I mean maybe he’s got it going on under that robe?
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Would you rather fall down the moon door or give Pyat Pree a sponge bath every day for the rest of your life?
  1. God give me the moon door. Quick and painless.
     
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    God give me the moon door. Quick and painless.
  2. Give the old bird a sponge bath. I mean maybe he’s got it going on under that robe?
     
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    Give the old bird a sponge bath. I mean maybe he’s got it going on under that robe?
  1. Would you rather live as Reek or be in love with your sibling?

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    Live as Reek. Because, um, incest?
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    Be in love with your sibling. I mean, Jamie and Cersei are kinda hot, tbh.
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Would you rather live as Reek or be in love with your sibling?
  1. Live as Reek. Because, um, incest?
     
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    Live as Reek. Because, um, incest?
  2. Be in love with your sibling. I mean, Jamie and Cersei are kinda hot, tbh.
     
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    Be in love with your sibling. I mean, Jamie and Cersei are kinda hot, tbh.
  1. Would you rather be one of Walder Frey's daughters or have to clean Viserys' chamber pot every day for the rest of your life?

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    I would be Walder Frey's daughter. I'm not touching anyone's shit.
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    I would clean Viserys' chamber pot. I cried for months after the Red Wedding.
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Would you rather be one of Walder Frey's daughters or have to clean Viserys' chamber pot every day for the rest of your life?
  1. I would be Walder Frey's daughter. I'm not touching anyone's shit.
     
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    I would be Walder Frey's daughter. I'm not touching anyone's shit.
  2. I would clean Viserys' chamber pot. I cried for months after the Red Wedding.
     
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    I would clean Viserys' chamber pot. I cried for months after the Red Wedding.
  1. Would you rather spend the rest of your life celibate at The Wall or breastfeed your son until he's 12?

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    I'd rather be celibate at The Wall. That way I'll never have a kid that is such a shit head.
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    I'd rather breastfeed my kid until he's 12. I'm not about that below-freezing celibate life.
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  1. I'd rather be celibate at The Wall. That way I'll never have a kid that is such a shit head.
     
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    I'd rather be celibate at The Wall. That way I'll never have a kid that is such a shit head.
  2. I'd rather breastfeed my kid until he's 12. I'm not about that below-freezing celibate life.
     
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    I'd rather breastfeed my kid until he's 12. I'm not about that below-freezing celibate life.
  1. Who would you rather have sitting in the Iron Throne?

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    Daenerys Targaryen. C'mon she is the MOTHER OF DRAGONS.
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    Stannis Baratheon. I mean, he WAS in line for the throne after all.
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    Tyrion Lannister. Let's be honest, he's the only sane Lannister.
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    Any of the Starks who can stick around long enough to take it.
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    Gendry. C'mon, he's the only one that actually deserves it.
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    Cersei Lannister because LOL.
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Who would you rather have sitting in the Iron Throne?
  1. Daenerys Targaryen. C'mon she is the MOTHER OF DRAGONS.
     
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    Daenerys Targaryen. C'mon she is the MOTHER OF DRAGONS.
  2. Stannis Baratheon. I mean, he WAS in line for the throne after all.
     
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    Stannis Baratheon. I mean, he WAS in line for the throne after all.
  3. Tyrion Lannister. Let's be honest, he's the only sane Lannister.
     
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    Tyrion Lannister. Let's be honest, he's the only sane Lannister.
  4. Any of the Starks who can stick around long enough to take it.
     
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    Any of the Starks who can stick around long enough to take it.
  5. Gendry. C'mon, he's the only one that actually deserves it.
     
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    Gendry. C'mon, he's the only one that actually deserves it.
  6. Cersei Lannister because LOL.
     
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    Cersei Lannister because LOL.
 
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