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17 Texts That Sum Up Being Drunk

I've been drankin. I've been drankinnnn.

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1. The "wishful thinking" text:

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2. The "rescue me" text:

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3. The "goldfish memory" text:

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4. The "this is urgent" text:

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5. The "going to regret this tomorrow" text:

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6. The "philosophical questions" text:

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7. The "I miss my parents" text:

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8. The "autocorrect fail" text:

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9. The "didn't look at my contacts" close enough text:

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10. The "I'm destroying everything" text:

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11. The "I only speak in song lyrics" text:

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12. The "bathroom social hour" text:

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13. The "it's 5 o'clock somewhere" text:

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14. The "brunch is always a good idea" text:

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15. The "I need to get this off my chest" text:

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16. The "scandalous" text:

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17. The "desperate times call for desperate measures" text:

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