You get Dunkin' Donuts every morning.You honk at people when you drive.You YELL at people when you drive.You flip people the bird when you drive.You've never called Boston "Beantown."You religiously watch The Red Sox.You religiously watch The Celtics.You religiously watch The Bruins.You religiously watch The Patriots.You have a New England sports team's logo tattooed on your body.You say "wicked."You call the train the "T."You cut people off when you drive.You own a Red Sox hat.You know what the "curse of the Bambino" is.You don't like New York strictly because their sports teams.You've never once said, "park the car in Harvard yard."You actually know how to pronounce "Worcester."When you make a U-turn you actually, "bang a uey"You call a liquor store a "packie."You call your remote control a "clicker."You call milkshakes "frappes."You've said "No suh!" and meant "no sir!" aka "I don't believe it!"You refer to Whitey Bulger as "Whitey."You call the Bruins, the "Bs."The Big Dig was the bane of your existence at one point.You call water fountains "bubblers."Instead of going to Cape Cod you go "down the Cape."You call airplane-sized alcohol bottles "nips."You refer to Commonwealth Avenue as "Comm ave."You can finish this sentence: "Lynn, Lynn the city of ___. "You've called Dorchester "Dot."You call Jamaica Plain "JP."You call bad storms a "Nor'easter."You call Provincetown "P-town."You call traffic circles "rotaries."You call South Boston "Southie."You call Martha's Vineyard "The Vineyard."You have a Boston bumper sticker on your car.You went to Plymouth Plantation on a field trip as a kid.You've been to Canobie Lake Park.You always have an ice scraper in your car.You've driven to New Hampshire to buy alcohol.You know how to pronounce "Seamus."You've been to the the Freedom Trail for a field trip.You've been to Kelly's Roast Beef.You frequent The Christmas Tree Shop.You will consider wearing shorts in 50 degree weather.You will go to the beach in 60 degree weather.The 2004 World Series was one of the greatest moments of your life.