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How Much Of A Masshole Are You?

Screw you, I'm going to Dunks.

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  1. Check all that apply.

    Warner Bros.
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    You get Dunkin' Donuts every morning.
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    You honk at people when you drive.
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    You YELL at people when you drive.
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    You flip people the bird when you drive.
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    You've never called Boston "Beantown."
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    You religiously watch The Red Sox.
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    You religiously watch The Celtics.
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    You religiously watch The Bruins.
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    You religiously watch The Patriots.
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    You have a New England sports team's logo tattooed on your body.
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    You say "wicked."
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    You call the train the "T."
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    You cut people off when you drive.
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    You own a Red Sox hat.
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    You know what the "curse of the Bambino" is.
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    You don't like New York strictly because their sports teams.
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    You've never once said, "park the car in Harvard yard."
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    You actually know how to pronounce "Worcester."
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    When you make a U-turn you actually, "bang a uey"
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    You call a liquor store a "packie."
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    You call your remote control a "clicker."
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    You call milkshakes "frappes."
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    You've said "No suh!" and meant "no sir!" aka "I don't believe it!"
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    You refer to Whitey Bulger as "Whitey."
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    You call the Bruins, the "Bs."
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    The Big Dig was the bane of your existence at one point.
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    You call water fountains "bubblers."
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    Instead of going to Cape Cod you go "down the Cape."
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    You call airplane-sized alcohol bottles "nips."
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    You refer to Commonwealth Avenue as "Comm ave."
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    You can finish this sentence: "Lynn, Lynn the city of ___. "
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    You've called Dorchester "Dot."
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    You call Jamaica Plain "JP."
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    You call bad storms a "Nor'easter."
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    You call Provincetown "P-town."
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    You call traffic circles "rotaries."
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    You call South Boston "Southie."
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    You call Martha's Vineyard "The Vineyard."
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    You have a Boston bumper sticker on your car.
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    You went to Plymouth Plantation on a field trip as a kid.
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    You've been to Canobie Lake Park.
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    You always have an ice scraper in your car.
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    You've driven to New Hampshire to buy alcohol.
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    You know how to pronounce "Seamus."
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    You've been to the the Freedom Trail for a field trip.
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    You've been to Kelly's Roast Beef.
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    You frequent The Christmas Tree Shop.
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    You will consider wearing shorts in 50 degree weather.
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    You will go to the beach in 60 degree weather.
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    The 2004 World Series was one of the greatest moments of your life.

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