Response to 21 Questions New Jerseyans Are Tired Of Hearing:
You forgot any and all variations of this convo.
[learning you live in Jersey]
Rando: Oh, like the Jersey Shore? Do you live near there? Are you near the Jersey shore?
or … oh do you know the Jersey Shore? sigh.
Response to 15 Ways To Know You Went To Syracuse University:
1. Really? 2. We think 40 degree weather is an appropriate time to wear shorts … with Uggs … to the gym. 3. Add “Ethics and Value Theory” or any class with the myth, the man, the legend, Laurence Thomas. 5. I have no idea what you’re talking about. 6. Maybe to games. 10. What? Not everyone at Syracuse came from Long Island. … This is a pretty awful list. No Newhouse. No Home to the Dome jokes. No Marshall Street. No Wings. No Chancy Nancy or Carmelo Anthony name drops. You couldn’t even add MayFest (which takes place in April??) or rainboot wearing? This is a pretty generic list and CLEARLY shows you did NOT go to Syracuse. I know BF is making you crank out the pageviews, but gosh, add some photos at least to give some life.
Response to 24 Great Tony Stark Quips:
How do you leave out “We’re Connected”!?! Easily received the most laughter in the theater.
Think you missed a few … including the best: Chevy Chase = Cornelius Crane Chase
Response to Jennifer Lawrence & Her 13 Disney Doppelgangers:
Cruella De Vil and Maleficent are Disney villains. Alice definitely is NOT a princess. I have no clue what Daphne’s doing here … and, then there’s Jessica Rabbit.
Somehow 3 Musketeers gets thrown on this list, but the worst Halloween candy of them all fails to get mentioned.