1. Black Jellybeans - THE ABSOLUTE WORST
WHY IN THE WORLD DOES THIS EVEN EXIST AMONG ALL THE OTHER FRUITY FLAVORS???
2. Laffy Taffy
THE WRAPPER IS IMPOSSIBLE TO REMOVE!!!!!!
3. Three Musketeers
JUST NOUGAT. NOTHING ELSE. HOW BORING ARE YOU?
4. Dubble Bubble
CANDY THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT WTFFF
5. Dum Dums
THEY GIVE THESE OUT AT THE BANK AND THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE. ENOUGH SAID
6. Good & Plenty
SERIOUSLY THIS CANDY SHOULD JUST GO TO HELL
7. Runts
HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED AN ACTUAL BANANA? IT'S GOOD FOR YOU AND IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE CRAP
8. Rolos
LOOK AT THIS. IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS. IF IT ISN'T OBVIOUS, LOOK AT THE PICTURE AGAIN.
9. Milk Duds
COULD THIS CANDY BE ANY MORE CLINGY????? IT'S A STAGE 5 CLINGER
10. Junior Mints
IT'S LIKE CHOCOLATE-COVERED TOOTHPASTE NUGGETS WHY WOULD YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH FOR PLEASURE
11. Bulk Gummi Bears
THEY GET SO GREASY AND DISGUSTING GET THEM AWAY
12. Bit-O-Honey
HOW CAN THEY LEGALLY CALL IT CANDY
13. Raisinets
THESE ARE JUST RAISINS WEARING MAKEUP. WE KNOW WHAT THEY REALLY ARE WITHOUT CHOCOLATE
14. Lemonheads
SOUR LITTLE BLOBS OF NO THANK YOU
15. Flavored Tootsie Rolls
MR. TOOTSIE IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE. ENOUGH, TOOTSIE ROLL INDUSTRIES, ENOUGH. THERE ARE LIME ONES WTF
16. Tootsie Pops
NEITHER CHOCOLATE NOR FRUIT SOME HORRIBLE MUTATION NO ONE ASKED FOR KILL IT WITH FIRE
17. DOTS
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET DENTURES MADE OF HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND RED NO. 6
18. Chunky Bar
THIS LOOKS LIKE ACTUAL POOP
19. These Awful Things
THESE LOOK A LITTLE BIT LIKE STRAWBERRIES AND TASTE EXACTLY LIKE COUGH DROPS
