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    Posted on Feb 28, 2013

    19 Types Of Candy That Should Be Wiped Off The Planet

    Seriously, these are disgusting, never eat them.

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    1. Black Jellybeans - THE ABSOLUTE WORST

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    WHY IN THE WORLD DOES THIS EVEN EXIST AMONG ALL THE OTHER FRUITY FLAVORS???

    2. Laffy Taffy

    THE WRAPPER IS IMPOSSIBLE TO REMOVE!!!!!!

    3. Three Musketeers

    JUST NOUGAT. NOTHING ELSE. HOW BORING ARE YOU?

    4. Dubble Bubble

    CANDY THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT WTFFF

    5. Dum Dums

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    THEY GIVE THESE OUT AT THE BANK AND THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE. ENOUGH SAID

    6. Good & Plenty

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    SERIOUSLY THIS CANDY SHOULD JUST GO TO HELL

    7. Runts

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    HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED AN ACTUAL BANANA? IT'S GOOD FOR YOU AND IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE CRAP

    8. Rolos

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    LOOK AT THIS. IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS. IF IT ISN'T OBVIOUS, LOOK AT THE PICTURE AGAIN.

    9. Milk Duds

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    COULD THIS CANDY BE ANY MORE CLINGY????? IT'S A STAGE 5 CLINGER

    10. Junior Mints

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    IT'S LIKE CHOCOLATE-COVERED TOOTHPASTE NUGGETS WHY WOULD YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH FOR PLEASURE

    11. Bulk Gummi Bears

    THEY GET SO GREASY AND DISGUSTING GET THEM AWAY

    12. Bit-O-Honey

    HOW CAN THEY LEGALLY CALL IT CANDY

    13. Raisinets

    THESE ARE JUST RAISINS WEARING MAKEUP. WE KNOW WHAT THEY REALLY ARE WITHOUT CHOCOLATE

    14. Lemonheads

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    SOUR LITTLE BLOBS OF NO THANK YOU

    15. Flavored Tootsie Rolls

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    MR. TOOTSIE IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE. ENOUGH, TOOTSIE ROLL INDUSTRIES, ENOUGH. THERE ARE LIME ONES WTF

    16. Tootsie Pops

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    NEITHER CHOCOLATE NOR FRUIT SOME HORRIBLE MUTATION NO ONE ASKED FOR KILL IT WITH FIRE

    17. DOTS

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    WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET DENTURES MADE OF HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND RED NO. 6

    18. Chunky Bar

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    THIS LOOKS LIKE ACTUAL POOP

    19. These Awful Things

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    THESE LOOK A LITTLE BIT LIKE STRAWBERRIES AND TASTE EXACTLY LIKE COUGH DROPS