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How Does The Way You Masturbate Compare To Everyone Else?

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  1. OK, where do you normally masturbate?

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OK, where do you normally masturbate?
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    In my room.
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    On the toilet.
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    In the shower.
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    In my living room.
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    In my computer room.
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    At work.
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    In the locker room.
  1. How many times a week do you masturbate?

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How many times a week do you masturbate?
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    Every damn day (seven days a week).
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    Five to six times a week.
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    Three to four times a week.
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    Twice a week.
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    Once a week.
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    Once every two weeks.
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    Once a month.
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    Less than once a month.
  1. What's the most you've masturbated in one day?

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What's the most you've masturbated in one day?
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    Once.
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    Twice.
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    Three times.
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    Four times.
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    Five times.
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    More than five times in one day.
  1. What time of day do you usually masturbate?

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What time of day do you usually masturbate?
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    In the morning.
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    In the afternoon.
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    In the evening.
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    Late at night.
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    In the middle of the night.
  1. How do you do it?

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How do you do it?
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    Lying down.
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    Standing up.
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    Sitting in a chair.
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    On your knees.
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    None of these.
  1. Do you use anything specific to help you get off?

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Do you use anything specific to help you get off?
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    I use a dildo.
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    I use a vibrator.
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    I use a butt plug.
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    I use lotion/oil/lube.
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    Just my hands.
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    None of the above.
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  1. Do you watch porn while masturbating?

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Do you watch porn while masturbating?
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    Yes! Doesn't everyone?
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    No, I like to use my imagination.
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    Sometimes. It depends on my mood.
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    Literally never.
  1. If you watch porn while masturbating, where/how do you watch it?

    If you use more than one, pick the method you use most frequently.

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If you watch porn while masturbating, where/how do you watch it?
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    On my phone.
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    On my iPad/tablet.
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    On my computer.
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    I have some DVDs.
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    I use magazines.
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    I don't watch porn, OK?!
  1. How long do you usually masturbate for?

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How long do you usually masturbate for?
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    10–20 minutes.
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    20–30 minutes.
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    30 minutes–1 hour.
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    Over an hour.
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    Multiple hours.
  1. Where do you finish off?

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Where do you finish off?
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    On the sheets.
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    On your belly.
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    In a sock.
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    Wherever.
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    In the toilet.
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    I don't.
  1. How do you usually clean up?

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How do you usually clean up?
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    I lay a towel down before.
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    I use a towel afterward.
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    Paper towels.
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    Tissues.
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    The sheets.
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    I don't.
  1. What's the ~weirdest place~ you've ever masturbated?

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What's the ~weirdest place~ you've ever masturbated?
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    In the car.
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    In your parents' room.
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    At school/work.
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    At church.
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    In the woods.
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    On a rooftop.
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    In a park.
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    In public.
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    None of these (leave it in the comments).

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