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How Does The Way You Shower Compare To Everyone Else?

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  1. 1. What's the first thing you do when you get in the shower?

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1. What's the first thing you do when you get in the shower?
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    Wash your hair.
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    Condition your hair.
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    Wash your face.
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    Shave.
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    Lather up.
  1. 2. What do you use to get clean?

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2. What do you use to get clean?
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    A washcloth.
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    A loofah.
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    My hands.
  1. 3. Shower gel or soap?

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3. Shower gel or soap?
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    Shower gel all the way.
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    A bar of soap.
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    Just the water.
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  1. 4. On average how long are your showers?

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4. On average how long are your showers?
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    3-5 minutes.
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    6-10 minutes.
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    10-14 minutes.
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    over 15 minutes.
  1. 5. Do you wash your hair every day?

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5. Do you wash your hair every day?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 6. Do you face the water or keep your back to the water?

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6. Do you face the water or keep your back to the water?
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    Face the water, duh.
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    My back is always to the water.
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  1. 7. Do you brush your teeth in the shower?

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7. Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
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    Yes.
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    No.
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    Sometimes.
  1. 8. Do you pee in the shower?

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8. Do you pee in the shower?
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    Hell yeah! Doesn't everybody?!
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    No, that's gross.
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    I've done it before but not all the time.
  1. 9. Do you masturbate in the shower?

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9. Do you masturbate in the shower?
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    Yes.
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    Sometimes. Because, easy cleanup!
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    No, that's gross.
  1. 10. Do you ever sit while you shower?

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10. Do you ever sit while you shower?
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    Yes. It's therapeutic.
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    No. WTF, who sits while they shower?!
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  1. 11. Do you shower at night or in the morning?

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11. Do you shower at night or in the morning?
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    At night; I love a clean body and clean bed.
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    In the morning; it helps me start my day.
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    Depends on how early I have to wake up.
  1. 12. Do you wash your whole butt?

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12. Do you wash your whole butt?
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    Oh yeah, I gotta get all up in there and make sure it's very clean.
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    No, that's gross.
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    Not every day, but yeah.
  1. 13. Do you dry off with a towel or just walk around drippy?

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13. Do you dry off with a towel or just walk around drippy?
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    I use two towels.
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    I towel off, duh!
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    Nope, I just let it all air-dry.
  1. 14. Do you actually enjoy showering?

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14. Do you actually enjoy showering?
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    Hell no, that shit is a chore!
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    Yeah, it's the best!
  1. 15. Do you drink alcohol in the shower?

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15. Do you drink alcohol in the shower?
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    Yep, gotta kill two birds with one stone.
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    Only when I'm about to go out.
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    No. Never.
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  1. 16. Do you prefer scalding hot showers, warm showers, or cold showers?

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16. Do you prefer scalding hot showers, warm showers, or cold showers?
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    Scalding hot all the way!
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    Warm showers are the best.
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    Have you never had a cold shower in the summer?! It's awesome.
  1. 17. Do you shower with your partner?

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17. Do you shower with your partner?
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    Yes, it saves time and water.
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    No, I need ME time.
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    Only before or after sexy time.

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