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Do You Poop Like Everyone Else?

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  1. How often do you poop?

    Every damn day.
    Every other day.
    It's too irregular to predict.
    More than once a day.

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How often do you poop?
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    Every damn day.
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    Every other day.
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    It's too irregular to predict.
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    More than once a day.
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  1. Usually, what color is your poop?

    Green
    Brown
    Yellow
    A different color from those above.

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Usually, what color is your poop?
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    Green
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    Brown
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    Yellow
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    A different color from those above.
  1. Do you stand up to wipe?

    Yes, I stand up to wipe.
    No, I remain seated.
    I crouch.
    None of these.

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Do you stand up to wipe?
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    Yes, I stand up to wipe.
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    No, I remain seated.
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    I crouch.
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    None of these.
  1. What do you use to clean up with?

    Toilet paper.
    Flushable wipes.
    A bidet.
    A combination of toilet paper AND wipes.
    Whatever is nearby.

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What do you use to clean up with?
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    Toilet paper.
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    Flushable wipes.
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    A bidet.
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    A combination of toilet paper AND wipes.
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    Whatever is nearby.
  1. Do you wipe forward (front to back) or backwards (back to front)?

    Back to front.
    Front to back.
    Left to right.
    Right to left.
    None of these. I have my own method of wiping.
    Wait...what?

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Do you wipe forward (front to back) or backwards (back to front)?
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    Back to front.
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    Front to back.
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    Left to right.
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    Right to left.
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    None of these. I have my own method of wiping.
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    Wait...what?
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  1. Do you ever look at the toilet paper after you wipe?

    Yes! How else am I gonna know if it's clean down there.
    No. Literally that's gross.
    I mean... I never thought about it, but you know what, I do look at it.
    Sometimes.

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Do you ever look at the toilet paper after you wipe?
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    Yes! How else am I gonna know if it's clean down there.
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    No. Literally that's gross.
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    I mean... I never thought about it, but you know what, I do look at it.
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    Sometimes.
  1. Have you ever...not wiped?

    NO!
    Yes, but only because there was no toilet paper.
    Well this one time, I was camping, and like...long story short, it was live and let live so I didn't, OK? Don't judge me.
    Maybe when I was younger, but not since I've been an adult.

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Have you ever...not wiped?
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    NO!
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    Yes, but only because there was no toilet paper.
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    Well this one time, I was camping, and like...long story short, it was live and let live so I didn't, OK? Don't judge me.
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    Maybe when I was younger, but not since I've been an adult.
  1. Do you ever look at your poop?

    Yes. I want to make sure that everything is OK.
    Yes, but not on purpose.
    No, I'm not into that.
    No, because I flush before I stand up.

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Do you ever look at your poop?
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    Yes. I want to make sure that everything is OK.
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    Yes, but not on purpose.
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    No, I'm not into that.
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    No, because I flush before I stand up.
  1. What time of day do you generally poop?

    In the mornings.
    During work.
    After work.
    Before bed.
    I don't have a schedule. I just do it whenever it's ready to come out!

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What time of day do you generally poop?
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    In the mornings.
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    During work.
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    After work.
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    Before bed.
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    I don't have a schedule. I just do it whenever it's ready to come out!
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  1. Where do you feel MOST comfortable pooping?

    At home, duh.
    Actually, at work.
    Someone else's toilet (like a friend's or your mom's house).
    In a public toilet (lol).

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Where do you feel MOST comfortable pooping?
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    At home, duh.
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    Actually, at work.
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    Someone else's toilet (like a friend's or your mom's house).
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    In a public toilet (lol).
  1. Where do you feel LEAST comfortable pooping?

    At home.
    At work.
    At someone else's house.
    In public restrooms.
    I can do that shit anywhere (literally, lol).

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Where do you feel LEAST comfortable pooping?
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    At home.
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    At work.
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    At someone else's house.
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    In public restrooms.
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    I can do that shit anywhere (literally, lol).
  1. What consistency is your poop generally?

    It's relatively soft.
    It's firm and together.
    It's runny.
    It honestly depends on what I ate.

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    It's relatively soft.
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    It's firm and together.
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    It's runny.
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    It honestly depends on what I ate.
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  1. Do you take your phone/any other technology into the bathroom with you to poop?

    Yes, but only my phone.
    Yes, I take my phone and laptop in there if it's going to be a long session.
    No.
    I have before, but not all the time.
    I've taken my laptop in, but not my phone.
    Nope, I keep it old-fashioned and take a magazine/book/newspaper.

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Do you take your phone/any other technology into the bathroom with you to poop?
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    Yes, but only my phone.
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    Yes, I take my phone and laptop in there if it's going to be a long session.
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    No.
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    I have before, but not all the time.
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    I've taken my laptop in, but not my phone.
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    Nope, I keep it old-fashioned and take a magazine/book/newspaper.
  1. Would you poop in front of your significant other?

    Hell yeah! IDGAF!
    Yeah, but it would take some time for me to feel comfortable doing it around them.
    Hell no!
    Maybe, sometimes.
    Only if they were rushing in the morning and I knew they'd be late.

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Would you poop in front of your significant other?
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    Hell yeah! IDGAF!
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    Yeah, but it would take some time for me to feel comfortable doing it around them.
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    Hell no!
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    Maybe, sometimes.
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    Only if they were rushing in the morning and I knew they'd be late.
  1. Do you feel comfortable talking about pooping with your friends or family?

    Yes! We talk about everything.
    No!
    Maybe, but only if I needed advice or help with something. Not general pooping stuff.

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    Yes! We talk about everything.
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    No!
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    Maybe, but only if I needed advice or help with something. Not general pooping stuff.
  1. Have you ever clogged a toilet?

    Duh, literally who hasn't clogged a toilet once in their life?
    No! And I'm proud of it!
    Well...this one time, I was at at this person I was dating's house and...ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!
    WTF?!?!

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    Duh, literally who hasn't clogged a toilet once in their life?
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    No! And I'm proud of it!
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    Well...this one time, I was at at this person I was dating's house and...ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!
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    WTF?!?!
  1. Do you use pooping aids?

    Yes! I use a stool or squatty potty.
    No! What's a pooping aid?
    Sometimes I use laxatives, if that counts.
    No, I have a high-fiber diet and it's easy for me to bust a move.
    No, just...NO!

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    Yes! I use a stool or squatty potty.
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    No! What's a pooping aid?
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    Sometimes I use laxatives, if that counts.
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    No, I have a high-fiber diet and it's easy for me to bust a move.
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    No, just...NO!

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