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Do You Poop Like Everyone Else?

Shit happens, amirite?!

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  1. How often do you poop?

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    Every damn day.
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    Every other day.
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    It's too irregular to predict.
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    More than once a day.
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How often do you poop?
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    Every damn day.
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    Every other day.
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    It's too irregular to predict.
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    More than once a day.
  1. Usually, what color is your poop?

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    Green
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    Brown
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    Yellow
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    A different color from those above.
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Usually, what color is your poop?
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    Green
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    Brown
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    Yellow
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    A different color from those above.
  1. Do you stand up to wipe?

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    Yes, I stand up to wipe.
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    No, I remain seated.
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    I crouch.
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    None of these.
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    Yes, I stand up to wipe.
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    No, I remain seated.
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    I crouch.
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    None of these.
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  1. What do you use to clean up with?

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    Toilet paper.
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    Flushable wipes.
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    A bidet.
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    A combination of toilet paper AND wipes.
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    Whatever is nearby.
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What do you use to clean up with?
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    Toilet paper.
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    Flushable wipes.
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    A bidet.
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    A combination of toilet paper AND wipes.
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    Whatever is nearby.
  1. Do you wipe forward (front to back) or backwards (back to front)?

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    Back to front.
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    Front to back.
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    Left to right.
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    Right to left.
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    None of these. I have my own method of wiping.
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    Wait...what?
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Do you wipe forward (front to back) or backwards (back to front)?
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    Back to front.
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    Front to back.
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    Left to right.
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    Right to left.
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    None of these. I have my own method of wiping.
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    Wait...what?
  1. Do you ever look at the toilet paper after you wipe?

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    Yes! How else am I gonna know if it's clean down there.
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    No. Literally that's gross.
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    I mean... I never thought about it, but you know what, I do look at it.
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    Sometimes.
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Do you ever look at the toilet paper after you wipe?
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    Yes! How else am I gonna know if it's clean down there.
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    No. Literally that's gross.
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    I mean... I never thought about it, but you know what, I do look at it.
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    Sometimes.
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  1. Have you ever...not wiped?

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    NO!
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    Yes, but only because there was no toilet paper.
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    Well this one time, I was camping, and like...long story short, it was live and let live so I didn't, OK? Don't judge me.
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    Maybe when I was younger, but not since I've been an adult.
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Have you ever...not wiped?
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    NO!
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    Yes, but only because there was no toilet paper.
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    Well this one time, I was camping, and like...long story short, it was live and let live so I didn't, OK? Don't judge me.
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    Maybe when I was younger, but not since I've been an adult.
  1. Do you ever look at your poop?

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    Yes. I want to make sure that everything is OK.
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    Yes, but not on purpose.
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    No, I'm not into that.
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    No, because I flush before I stand up.
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Do you ever look at your poop?
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    Yes. I want to make sure that everything is OK.
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    Yes, but not on purpose.
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    No, I'm not into that.
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    No, because I flush before I stand up.
  1. What time of day do you generally poop?

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    In the mornings.
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    During work.
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    After work.
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    Before bed.
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    I don't have a schedule. I just do it whenever it's ready to come out!
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What time of day do you generally poop?
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    In the mornings.
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    During work.
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    After work.
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    Before bed.
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    I don't have a schedule. I just do it whenever it's ready to come out!
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  1. Where do you feel MOST comfortable pooping?

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    At home, duh.
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    Actually, at work.
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    Someone else's toilet (like a friend's or your mom's house).
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    In a public toilet (lol).
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Where do you feel MOST comfortable pooping?
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    At home, duh.
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    Actually, at work.
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    Someone else's toilet (like a friend's or your mom's house).
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    In a public toilet (lol).
  1. Where do you feel LEAST comfortable pooping?

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    At home.
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    At work.
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    At someone else's house.
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    In public restrooms.
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    I can do that shit anywhere (literally, lol).
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Where do you feel LEAST comfortable pooping?
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    At home.
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    At work.
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    At someone else's house.
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    In public restrooms.
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    I can do that shit anywhere (literally, lol).
  1. What consistency is your poop generally?

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    It's relatively soft.
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    It's firm and together.
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    It's runny.
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    It honestly depends on what I ate.
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    It's relatively soft.
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    It's firm and together.
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    It's runny.
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    It honestly depends on what I ate.
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  1. Do you take your phone/any other technology into the bathroom with you to poop?

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    Yes, but only my phone.
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    Yes, I take my phone and laptop in there if it's going to be a long session.
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    No.
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    I have before, but not all the time.
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    I've taken my laptop in, but not my phone.
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    Nope, I keep it old-fashioned and take a magazine/book/newspaper.
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Do you take your phone/any other technology into the bathroom with you to poop?
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    Yes, but only my phone.
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    Yes, I take my phone and laptop in there if it's going to be a long session.
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    No.
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    I have before, but not all the time.
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    I've taken my laptop in, but not my phone.
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    Nope, I keep it old-fashioned and take a magazine/book/newspaper.
  1. Would you poop in front of your significant other?

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    Hell yeah! IDGAF!
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    Yeah, but it would take some time for me to feel comfortable doing it around them.
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    Hell no!
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    Maybe, sometimes.
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    Only if they were rushing in the morning and I knew they'd be late.
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Would you poop in front of your significant other?
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    Hell yeah! IDGAF!
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    Yeah, but it would take some time for me to feel comfortable doing it around them.
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    Hell no!
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    Maybe, sometimes.
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    Only if they were rushing in the morning and I knew they'd be late.
  1. Do you feel comfortable talking about pooping with your friends or family?

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    Yes! We talk about everything.
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    No!
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    Maybe, but only if I needed advice or help with something. Not general pooping stuff.
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Do you feel comfortable talking about pooping with your friends or family?
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    Yes! We talk about everything.
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    No!
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    Maybe, but only if I needed advice or help with something. Not general pooping stuff.
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  1. Have you ever clogged a toilet?

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    Duh, literally who hasn't clogged a toilet once in their life?
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    No! And I'm proud of it!
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    Well...this one time, I was at at this person I was dating's house and...ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!
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    WTF?!?!
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Have you ever clogged a toilet?
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    Duh, literally who hasn't clogged a toilet once in their life?
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    No! And I'm proud of it!
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    Well...this one time, I was at at this person I was dating's house and...ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!
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    WTF?!?!
  1. Do you use pooping aids?

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    Yes! I use a stool or squatty potty.
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    No! What's a pooping aid?
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    Sometimes I use laxatives, if that counts.
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    No, I have a high-fiber diet and it's easy for me to bust a move.
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    No, just...NO!
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Do you use pooping aids?
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    Yes! I use a stool or squatty potty.
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    No! What's a pooping aid?
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    Sometimes I use laxatives, if that counts.
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    No, I have a high-fiber diet and it's easy for me to bust a move.
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    No, just...NO!
 
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