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Posted on Oct 8, 2015

We Can Tell Whether You're Clean Or Gross By Answering These Questions

Everybody says they're clean until...

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  1. How often do you change your sheets?

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How often do you change your sheets?
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    Once a week.
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    Every two weeks.
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    Once a month.
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    Whenever I have sex.
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    Whenever I feel like it.
  1. How often do you wash your comforter?

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    Once a month.
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    Twice a month.
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    When it gets crusty.
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    If I forget to push it out of the way when having sex.
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    Never.
  1. How often do you wash your pillows?

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    Once a month.
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    Twice a year.
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    Once a year.
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    I literally never wash my pillows.
  1. How often do you clean your shower?

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How often do you clean your shower?
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    Once a week.
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    Once every two weeks.
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    Once a month.
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    When it gets gross enough that I notice.
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    Literally, never.
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  1. How often do you change your toothbrush?

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    Once a month.
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    Once every three months.
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    Once every six months.
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    Whenever it tastes gross.
  1. How often do you wash your shower towels?

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    Every time after I use them.
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    Every week.
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    Every two weeks.
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    Every month.
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    Once they get smelly.
  1. How often do you wash your hand towels?

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    Once a week.
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    Once every two weeks.
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    Once a month.
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    When they feel/smell gross.
  1. How often do you clean your contacts case?

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    I just rinse it and keep it moving.
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    I always clean the case after I put on my contacts.
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    I literally never clean that thing.
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    I don't wear contacts.
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  1. How often do you do laundry?

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How often do you do laundry?
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    Once a week.
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    Every two weeks.
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    When I run out of underwear.
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    Once a month.
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    Whenever I run out of clothes to wear.
  1. How often do you wash your jeans?

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How often do you wash your jeans?
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    After I wear them once.
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    After I wear them twice.
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    Once a month.
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    I never wash my jeans.
  1. How often do you wash your shirts?

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    Every time after I wear them.
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    Maybe after two wears.
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    I only dry clean my shirts.
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    Once a month.
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    I never wash my shirts.
  1. How often do you wash your gym clothes?

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    Every time after I work out.
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    Every two times after I work out.
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    When they get really smelly.
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    I never wash my gym clothes.
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  1. How often do you wash your jackets?

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    Once a month.
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    Once every three months.
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    Once they start to smell.
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    I literally never wash my jackets.
  1. How often do you wash your winter coat?

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How often do you wash your winter coat?
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    At the beginning of the season.
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    Once a month (during the season).
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    Whenever it gets too dirty (from snow and salt and stuff).
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    At the beginning AND the end of the season.
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    I don't have a winter coat.
  1. How often do you wash your sweaters?

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How often do you wash your sweaters?
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    After I wear them.
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    After I wear them twice.
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    Once a season.
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    Never.
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  1. How often do you wash your car?

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How often do you wash your car?
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    Once a week.
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    Once every two weeks.
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    When it gets so dirty that people draw on it.
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    I just wait until it rains.
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    I don't have a car.
  1. How often do you clean the inside of your car?

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How often do you clean the inside of your car?
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    Once a month.
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    Never.
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    When it gets so dirty that I can't find anything.
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    I don't have a car.
  1. How often do you clean the inside of your trash can.

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How often do you clean the inside of your trash can.
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    Once a month.
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    Twice a year.
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    I can't remember the last time i cleaned it.
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    Literally, never. I'm garbage.